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(Created page with "Hello, everyone! My name is not important. What is important, though, is to never trust those giveaway contests. On superduperultramegaawesomebidding.com, I found an announcement that someone was giving away a Super Mario 64 cartridge for $15.00. Ah, I remember that magical game, it pretty much summed up my entire childhood. I remember being plopped down on the floor playing that game for so long. It was played so much, the cartridge literally melted! So, now do you see...") |
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Then he jumped out of the painting. He moved 50% slower and was still crying over Peach. The fish were instead the disembodied heads of mushroom retainers. When Mario walked out, Bowser was there and Mario spoke the words, “Do it”. Then, Bowser chomped the poor plumber’s head right off. After, the screen was red with text saying, “You never should’ve played”. The music sounded like a music box that got dropped ten times. I turned the game off, and smashed the game with a hammer until it was completely destroyed. Then I vowed to never go to Super Duper Ultra Mega Awesome Bidding ever again. If you ever get a copy of Super Mario 64 that starts out with black letters, turn it off right away and smash the game. Where I am now, well, that, all I can say, I moved north. Waaaaaaay north.
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