Farted on my Boyfriend Copypasta: Difference between revisions

Created page with "A few weeks ago i woke up a bit earlier than my boyfriend and he was cuddling me so that my bum was angled towards his crotch. I have an odd thing where i sneeze quite frequently in the mornings when i wake up. So I sneezed and i guess i was holding in some kind of fart because i ripped one out on him. To this day i don’t know if he was fully awake enough to register it but my sneeze most certainly was not quiet and from our proximity he most certainly felt that fart...."