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Context:so basically one day me and my little brother was playing 007 on Nintendo 64 online but since we knew nothing about James Bond we came up with some random bullshit and one day we wrote this together and only took a few hours.
It started with James Bond getting phone call from his magic talking robot dog voice by Adam sandler and said “hey bitch get the secret hideout in ikea there oh nos in China” so he got his flying car and it went broom broom to ikea when he was there he ate the meatballs and because nobody eat those fucking thing he got access to his hideout which was in the children area his dog show him his friend a time travelling skeleton and it said “there is evil group called “men” and they up no good they kick babies” James Bond shit himself and whole hideout smells like shit because he fear the most and dog give him a “join us now petition” and his new enemies are ▼
“Oh no” said James Bond he got his magic wand and said magic stuff idk and open up a portal that lead him to the basement man lair which was In James Bond basement and he said “ooh hi Jamesy bondy I’m locked in I can’t breathe in here” and James Bond put up a window and the basement was kill :( ▼
James Bond got pissed and said “my wife is dead you kill her with your windows” and the window breaker said the n word and “my father died because of windows I break every one of them and then James Bond broke a window and it became a doorknob and the window breaker died blood was everywhere James Bond got a mop and clean it up and stole his wallet And got in plane and went to the venting man house it was in a swimming pool vents James Bond put a pipe bomb in the vents and and also pipe bomb in the cheerios and piss on it and called up a woman and the venting man blew up 700 times and then James Bond got a plane and went to the slappy man house which was in Disney land and said to the slappy man face that he poo poo head he died ▼
The day was saved now the evil called “men” was destroyed and the movie ended and then James Bond come out of my tv and said the n word 10 times I died ▼
The end▼
▲It started with James Bond getting phone call from his magic talking robot dog voice by Adam sandler and said
((Comments))▼
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▲James Bond got pissed and said
▲The day was saved now the evil called
▲The end
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