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When I was just a little kid, I absolutely loved SpongeBob SquarePants. For those who are unsure, SpongeBob SquarePants is an American
Like most other children who knew this show, I would religiously watch this show every single day. As soon as
Around season 7, when I was 16, there was a now-defunct website literally called
Last year, I saw some news that said
[[File:Deformed Doofus.png|border|thumb|337x337px|The Title Card. Notice the red splotches and binary code.]]
However, I was pretty disappointed to find out my little brother was on vacation in New York City. I just went immediately to the website-exclusive episode section to look for some currently available SpongeBob webtoons. As I scrolled around this particular section, I found an episode that said
It started pretty normal, the silly theme song and the typical title card played as usual -- except the music playing during the before-episode credits had a noticeable
The beginning of the episode
Unexpectedly, Patrick immediately said
As the duo walked about,
I looked at my computer, and noticed that the animation was choppy and sub-par. I
The lights began to flicker violently and quickly, and there were multiple blink-and-
I thought it was just going to be a stupid attempt at random=funny humor, but I was completely shocked to discover what came after that shot. It was a maniacal Squidward, having large, circular teeth, grayish hairs on his chin, black eyes lacking irises and having small, white dots for pupils, and was drooling profusely like a rabid dog. He was standing directly by a chained up Mr. Krabs who was constantly screaming for him to let go.
SpongeBob demanded for Squidward to let Krabs go, but Squidward
Patrick, however, was the complete opposite. He seemed furious. He fast-walked towards the octopus; only to be greeted with a feral, shrill screech. Squidward grew disgustingly long, out-of-proportion nails resembling that of a
SpongeBob was horrified, and instantly opened up the window and jumped through. The episode then suddenly ended. I sat there, contemplating about what the hell I just saw. I
Out of some morbid curiosity, I looked up Jonathan McElroy on Google. The first result was a news article that said that John would create disturbing and inaccurate representations of cartoon characters to lure in kids and avoid similarities with the originals, and would wear costumes of popular
The site also said that Nickelodeon
I was horrified, disgusted, and angry. I
A few months later, I read that John was finally arrested and will get the death penalty. He admitted that he killed multiple people with the approximate estimate being about 64 confirmed deaths. I was so excited and happy to find out that this revolting motherfucker would be killed.
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During the same day, my little brother came to visit my house after his vacation was over. He told me about a story during the vacation. It was mostly just about him talking about the cool stuff he found over there; but he said one thing that made my heart drop into my stomach.
He said that outside his window, was SpongeBob, waving at him through the door, telling him to come to Bikini Bottom. I told him it
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