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The next morning I woke up bright and early, as I heard a ring on my doorbell. I wasn’t expecting any packages or whatsoever. I checked the time on my alarm clock. 6:09 AM. I went downstairs to see what it was. As soon as I opened the door, I was haunted to see the red skeleton in all of its glory, INCLUDING its helmet and overly-enchanted sword. It said to me in perfect English, “spread those cheeks” and sliced my with its gigantic sword. I instantly exploded into little, bloody bits all over the carpet. I am now a ghost creating this document to let you know the dangers of downloading random files. The skeleton then went up stairs to my $10,000 gaming setup. It downloaded Geometry Dash and, with such great speed and precision, dropped its sword and started playing Bloodbath. And yet, I live to tell the tale.