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Hello, for those who are reading this. My name is Andy, Andy Diks. Sure, it is kind of a funny name, but that is the name that I was born with, and I plan to stick with it. Alright, a little bit about myself. I am a Zoologist. I am here to study a new species of life on here, and I hope that it would get made into a documentary too. This is the day before I go out, and study these magnificent creatures. You're probably wondering what are these creatures? Well, the creatures are called Penises, like as in the male genitalia. I am studying the creature's environment, down in South Africa. This is the day before my departure. I should get some rest before I leave, but I am too excited!!! I cannot wait to see these fascinating creatures!!! Well, I guess the giddiness has to stop. It is time that I shall go into dream land, and dream of these marvelous creatures.
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OH MY GOD!!!! THEY ATTACKING US. THEY GOT JERRY REAL GOOD!! JERRY IS FUCKING DEAD!! I AM THE ONLY SURVIVOR! ITS A GOOD THING THAT I CAN FLY A PLANE!! IF YOU'RE READING THIS, DO NOT GO TO SOUTH AFRICA TO SEE THESE CREATURES! THESE ARE BLOOD THIRSTY CANNIBALS! Also, this is the last day that I am reporting to you about the heaven turned hell.
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