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Revision as of 11:58, 16 October 2022

One day, while frolicking in a meadow of daisies in the English countryside - as one does - I stumbled upon a burning bush.

It was the Christian God.

“My child, I have watched over humanity since the beginning. I will grant you one wish to change the world, as you desire. Choose carefully, my child”.

I thought carefully and came upon a decision.

“God, I have decided…”

“What shall it be, my child?”

“Spider tanks.”

There was a long pause of silence from the burning bush.

“Do you not wish to end poverty and world hunger? Or cure cancer?”

“I want spider tanks to be real. Like the ones from Ghost in the Shell (1995)”.

I think that was the day God left.

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