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I'm sure that any of you out there with a childhood would have heard of Spyro. You know, the little purple dragon from the video games that has become a product of nostalgia for anyone with an actual childhood and the unofficial icon for PlayStation. Yeah, believe it or not, Spyro was once a PlayStation exclusive. Then of course, Nintendo happened |
I'm sure that any of you out there with a childhood would have heard of Spyro. You know, the little purple dragon from the video games that has become a product of nostalgia for anyone with an actual childhood and the unofficial icon for PlayStation. Yeah, believe it or not, Spyro was once a PlayStation exclusive. Then of course, Nintendo happened... But, that's a story for another time. |
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Explanations aside, let's get to the actual point. |
Explanations aside, let's get to the actual point. |
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When I got home, I looked at the disk and saw that it was a Spyro game, but not one I've played before. Given that it was for PSX, you know, the master race console that came out of a failed SNES addon so I knew it wasn't a new one. Not at all. The disk seemed in pretty good condition though, so I played it. |
When I got home, I looked at the disk and saw that it was a Spyro game, but not one I've played before. Given that it was for PSX, you know, the master race console that came out of a failed SNES addon so I knew it wasn't a new one. Not at all. The disk seemed in pretty good condition though, so I played it. |
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The game seemed normal until |
The game seemed normal until... |
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Oh God no |
Oh God no... |
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It wasn't the original Spyro. It was the Skylanders Spyro. |
It wasn't the original Spyro. It was the Skylanders Spyro. |
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And then a skeleton popped out as some kind of cheap jumpscare and the game cut to a scene of Skylanders Spyro devouring original Spyro's corpse. |
And then a skeleton popped out as some kind of cheap jumpscare and the game cut to a scene of Skylanders Spyro devouring original Spyro's corpse. |
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Oh hell no |
Oh hell no... |
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I took the disk outside, placed it on my driveway, right behind my car, got in my car, started it, went into reverse and ran it over. |
I took the disk outside, placed it on my driveway, right behind my car, got in my car, started it, went into reverse and ran it over. |
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I threw out the remains of the disk and suicided. |
I threw out the remains of the disk and suicided. |
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