THE MENACING MISCHIEF OF THE ULTIMATE POWER IN THE UNIVERSE STORY OF SHAGSONATH THE SPACE WARRIOR THE MILKY WAY ODYESSY ACROSS THE GALAXY ULTIMATE REVELATION PART I FINDING THE SHUTTLECOCK (EBOOK): Difference between revisions
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Shagsonath and Deeta were now in the recesses of the tunnel. |
Shagsonath and Deeta were now in the recesses of the tunnel. |
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==== ''CHAPTER 4'' ==== |
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''Chapter 4: The ultimate Chungular quest to find the Shuttlecock under the volcano - |
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a sparring match with Big Chungus on his space return for directions and a sword for ultimate |
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powerful metal Space Jihad and five-minute crafts.'' |
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The tunnels were dark, but the brightness of Maximum Coolness lit like the sun. |
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Deeta was uneasy, maybe just in awe of how epic games poggers cool Shagsonath was. |
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At last she spoke: |
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"Oh, Shagsonath, I want to have your Jihad space-babies!" |
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"In due time, Deeta," Shagsonath graciously replied, "We cannot until we are married, or |
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else that is space-Haram." |
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A loud noise, such as a rock rolling or similarly large and noisy rolling object that wasn't your mum |
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had begun to get closer and closer. A giant blue furball was chasing them down the tunnel and into |
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the vestibule. |
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After the shape crashed, it was revealed to have been none other than Big Chungus. |
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As he unrolled himself, with a transformers sound effect, he turned to greet Shagsonath. |
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"Sorry 'bout that, Doc. Mind tellin' your name?" |
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"I am Shagsonath I, son of Shesh Makesh LXIX, from Shesh Makesh V, IV, III, II, I and |
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Elon Mosque II and I; I am the sole heir to Al Nasir Salah Al Din Ab Yusuf Ibn Ayyub." |
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"You're the Shagsonath?" he exclaimed. |
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"Yes." |
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There is a cat outside my house. He movin', he schmovin', cute ginger cat. |
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Mucho jalapeño viento. |
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Back to the task at hand, Shagsonath was challenged to a friendly duel, a duel to |
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last all time. |
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Shagsonath prepared his deck. |
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As a child, he had spent countless cash money on SchmAmazon to build the ultimate deck in |
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the universe. They shuffled each other's decks then, then drew five cards. |
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In space card games, there is no banlist, therefore Shagsonath plays Pot of Greed twice. |
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However, Chungus stopped his plans to summon Exodia by discarding Droll & Lock Bird. |
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Shagsonath plays his new strategy, he would fuse himself with the exodia pieces in his hand. |
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"I play Super Polymerisation!" |
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"Naniiii!?" |
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"Shagzodia! Obliterate!" |
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Big Chungus was defeated on the first turn. He was not killed dead however, because this |
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was a children's card game. |
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"Conglaturations, winnerer! You will now recieve my second most prised possession." |
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He brandished a knife, brimming with untold hotness. |
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"This is the 1000* degree knife, it is so hot it is literally a thousand degrees!" |
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Chungus procured it to Shag Sonath. |
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"Thank," Shagsonath thanked him, "'Twas a valiant effort." |
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On cue, by chance only seen by great timing on the cue of good timed event flow, |
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the opposite door opened. Following was a noselike, nasaly laugh. |
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"Ar-ha, ar-ha, ar-ha, ar-ha!" |
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==== ''CHAPTER 5'' ==== |
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