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"'This is the last delivery of the day. I need you to get this pizza to 13 Demon’s Street, postcode 666 EVIL.' He bellowed while forcibly shoving the pizza box down my pocket, tearing my clothes to shreds."
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"'HELP!!!!' 'baaaah' 'HELP!!!!' 'baaahh'"
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"Did Megamind just say 'fuck'? Actually, back up a minute, did Mac Tonight say 'bitch'? What the hell was the cursing about?"
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"'Steve, the box. There's something wrong with it.' 'What happened?' 'It's opening, by itself.'"
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