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FEATURED PASTAS

The Last Pizza Die-livery I'll Ever Make "'This is the last delivery of the day. I need you to get this pizza to 13 Demon’s Street, postcode 666 EVIL.' He bellowed while forcibly shoving the pizza box down my pocket, tearing my clothes to shreds."

The Forbidden Fold "'HELP!!!!' 'baaaah' 'HELP!!!!' 'baaahh'"

Megamind Vs. Mac Tonight "Did Megamind just say 'fuck'? Actually, back up a minute, did Mac Tonight say 'bitch'? What the hell was the cursing about?"

Box Man "'Steve, the box. There's something wrong with it.' 'What happened?' 'It's opening, by itself.'"

List of past featured pastas