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FEATURED PASTAS

The Wiper "'What? No! Out of toilet paper? Oh shit...'"

Dream Demon "He then grabbed my neck and said: 'You made a biggest mistake of your life by climbing on my hill.'"

Jimmy McKill "I awoke the next day, feeling like I had been run over by a truck. I didn't know if I should just go on with my life or if I should just kill myself, but I still had Better Call Saul on the mind."

Channel 1 "If you're watching this, then I'm definitely already dead. And my sister followed my instructions to give you this VHS. Fred, what you are about to see is real, it's no urban legend shit. It's fucking real."

List of past featured pastas