The Estonian Alien Abduction Experiment

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In 1964, Makarov Brastinev, a well-known Soviet scientist, travelled to the village of Lihumaja (Littrealy Butchery in English), located in West Estonia. the village of Lihumaja had the reputation of being a hotspot for Alien activity, the main reason for Brastinev's motivation. He wrote many notes about his experiences there, but many were found burnt upon his death, in 1999. The notes that survived detailed his experiments on the forest with test subjects. In every one of his notes he ended by saying "Knowledge is harmful, Ignorance is bliss"

Ten years later in 2009, the Estonian government developed interest in the few notes that survived, so they sought to recreate his experiments. 4 men and women volunteered for it. They were told this was simply to see how an average person would manage to travel in a foreign territory, using only a compass and a light source. Of course they were lies, as no sane man or woman would volunteer, if they knew what awaited them. They were also told there would be a substantial reward, should they succeed. All coming from poor village or city beggar backgrounds, this was a chance of getting out of poverty

The first test subject was brought by train to the west zone of the forest at midnight. She carried with him a backpack, food, water, a compass and an oil lantern with enough oil to last until morning. She was instructed to keep moving east until he hit a road, which would lead him into a cabin where a few government agents awaited her. He was also told to stop every thirty minutes to record any and all events in a sheet of paper.

She arrived at the cabin at 8:00 AM. He handed the sheet to the agents and was driven to a nearby city, where he was handed the reward, A million US dollars

Her sheet read the following:

0:30 AM "I stopped at a nearby creek to rest and eat. Being in a forest at night with only an oil lantern for a source of light really managed to scare the hell out of me. I thought I kept seeing more shadows than there really were."

1:00 AM "I stopped at a little clearing to change the oil. I swear; there must be something out there following me. I can almost be sure there was a shadow that wasn't from a tree. Maybe an animal?"

1:30 AM "Now I'm definitely freaked out. I saw something staring at me in the distance. I only managed to see its silhouette, but as soon as I looked at it, it vanished. I'm starting to second-doubt this experiment"

1:55 AM "I'm on the road; I can see the cabin from here. That thing from before kept following me. The more I walked, the more it got closer. Thankfully, I haven't seen it for a while, so I figure I'll just get to the cabin without anymore delays."

The first subject remained in alarm for a few days afterwards, but soon returned to a calm state.

The second test subject was deployed in the same spot as the previous one, on the following night. she had the exact same gear, except instead of an oil lantern, she had an infrared camera.

She arrived at the cabin at 5:00 AM. The agents noticed she was physically and psychologically shaken. she was panting and crying in fear.

Her sheet read the following:

0:30 AM "This camera really doesn't help me navigate; I even fell a few times because of it. Almost everything I see is blue and black, except for the occasional red spot of an animal or bird."

1:00 AM "I don't know what the fuck you guys put out here with me, but it's not funny. I took a break to drink some water, when I heard a rattle coming from deep within the forest. I took my camera to see what it was but... I can be sure that was no normal animal. It was big, but hunched over. I couldn't make out its details since it was glowing bright red. I slowly walked away from it, never losing it out of my sight, even though it stayed completely immobile. I found a small ditch to hide. I guess it's better to write in here than out in the open. I'll quicken up my pace; the faster I get out of here, the better."

4:30 AM "I'm sorry for not writing more frequently, I just never had the chance. Shortly after the last entry, I heard it walking towards me. I hid in a small cave and waited for it to pass. I took so long because of that, it didn't leave me alone. I'll probably not write anything else until I get to safety. The last thing I want is to be surprised by that thing while my guard is down."

The second test subject was visibly stressed and was taken to a psychologist for three months.

The third subject never came back. He was deployed in the same spot, on the next night. He had the same gear, except he had a night vision camera.

When the agents were leaving the shack, they noticed a worn and ragged piece of paper on their doorstep. It had only one entry.

It read the following:

0:05 AM "If you find this, please tell my family I love them; these may be my last words. After I couldn't see the helicopter anymore, I turned on the camera to check my surroundings. I can see it twenty meters in front of me. It doesn't move as I write this. It doesn't even blink, it has no eyebrows. It's higher than any human or bear I have ever encountered. It's hunched like a gorilla, supporting its weight on the extremities of its limbs. I can't even call those things hands. It has fish-like eyes. No pupils. Pure engulfing darkness. Oh God... it's tearing down trees as it moves."

The fourth test subject was deployed in the same spot as the third one, this time he had a Sony VHS camera, on the following afternoon, one the locals found it hanging from a tree. Immediately after the tape ended, both the tape and the VCR player were destroyed. He/She claimed the nature of the VHS Tape was morbid.

The video started out with a message to the Estonian Agents:

10:00 PM "This better be a fucking joke. It better be, it almost looks like i can see something in the sky, it looks like a flying saucer, like a uh, enormous triangle releasing this Decepticon-like noise. It's scaring me, oh my what is that... It looks like a, a massive Xenomorph, chewing on the skin of a, mountain bear to say the least, it looks like a uh, scorpion with a tank full of... some sort of fluid... Oh no... DEAR GOD HELP ME!!!"

After the conclusion of the experiment, the Estonian government removed the Village of Lihumaja from any map, and Google Maps, all together. They made sure not to let anyone in. Or was it...

In 2012, a bunch of 15/16 year old urban explorers who were going to Russia to explore a abandoned Asylum in Volgograd runned out of fuel in their mothers car, a Renault Megane Station Wagon which was only founded 8 years later in 2020. Unfortunately they were also victim of a Alien Ambush. According to the video, the radiation the triangle saucer produced was so massive, the camera started producing static and vinyl was ripping from the seats. They were only found dead last year when their hands and feet had been replaced, where the feet belonged were the hands, and where the hands belonged, the feet were there.

Be careful when near Lihumaja... You might belong as them too... If that is what you want...



Credited to MinecraftKid09 

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