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==6/14/01==


==6/14/01==
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I love pizza, It's my favorite food in the entire world. Better than cake, rainbows and ponies. But something happened to me a week ago that made me want to hate pizza forever. It made want too hate pizza for eternity!
I love pizza, It's my favorite food in the entire world. Better than cake, rainbows and ponies. But something happened to me a week ago that made me want to hate pizza forever. It made want too hate pizza for eternity!
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==7/20/01==
==7/20/01==

AHHHHAAAHHAAAH. Sorry, I was taking a shit. I need to do an update there has been some crazy stuff going on. After I saw that pizza at my doorstep, I ran to my bathroom and locked the door so I wound not die. I've been staying in this bathroom for months now. I did take my laptop with me and been doing research.
AHHHHAAAHHAAAH. Sorry, I was taking a shit. I need to do an update there has been some crazy stuff going on. After I saw that pizza at my doorstep, I ran to my bathroom and locked the door so I wound not die. I've been staying in this bathroom for months now. I did take my laptop with me and been doing research.


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I will never eat pizza again.
I will never eat pizza again.

==9/16/01==
==9/16/01==
Hey guys i'm back sorry for not updateing for awhile I have been busy with school and all that shit. The main thing I want o talk about is that the pizza murders keep on happening. I would also like to mention the update I did I said that the victims skin was cheese. Well, I lied it was cum ladies ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°). Anyway I want to say their are murders coming along. Today their was a african american man at a pizza place. (Not racist) Then the man whent missing they. Later police found the body of the man and the man appers to be Morgan Freemon!!
Hey guys I'm back sorry for not updateing for awhile I have been busy with school and all that shit. The main thing I want o talk about is that the pizza murders keep on happening. I would also like to mention the update I did I said that the victims skin was cheese. Well, I lied it was cum ladies ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°). Anyway I want to say their are murders coming along. Today their was a african american man at a pizza place. (Not racist) Then the man whent missing they. Later police found the body of the man and the man appers to be Morgan Freemon!!

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