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Latest revision as of 14:07, 26 April 2024
A blowfish was sad because nobody liked it.
When it was in its normal form, people would laugh at it for being too skinny, so it would inflate to make them like it. Then they'd make fun of it for being fat.
One day, it decided to end it all, so it took a pistol, put it in its mouth, and pulled the trigger.
The gun jammed.
The fish was outraged, so it emptied the gun and reloaded it again. The shot jammed again.
Outraged, the blowfish continued doing this for fifteen years until all that was left was a fish skeleton.
Legend says that this skeleton haunts all aquariums in the world, shooting fish now that the gun works again.
Originally uploaded on May 13, 2015
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