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==Drake Kills Josh== |
==Drake Kills Josh== |
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One day Drake was pissed off at Walter so he stole Megan's obo and shoved it up Walter's ass. |
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Megan found out and tried to kill Drake but was grabbed by Josh's human magnet and then Drake was like "Why did you do that I wanted to fight her!" |
Megan found out and tried to kill Drake but was grabbed by Josh's human magnet and then Drake was like "Why did you do that I wanted to fight her!" |
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So Drake and Josh fight to the death and Drake killed Josh and he was wearing Josh's head as an over-sized turban. |
So Drake and Josh fight to the death and Drake killed Josh and he was wearing Josh's head as an over-sized turban. |
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==Deathstein== |
==Deathstein== |
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One day the Rammstein keyboardist came up to Till their singer and was all like "Why do I die in all the music videos?" |
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So Till be like "Because you need to shut up." |
So Till be like "Because you need to shut up." |
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So then the keyboardist shoved his keyboard up Till's ass and then the other band members run over the keyboardist with the truck from Benzin but he wasn't really run over because the truck was fake so they hit him with a deathstick and Till had problems shitting ever since. |
So then the keyboardist shoved his keyboard up Till's ass and then the other band members run over the keyboardist with the truck from Benzin but he wasn't really run over because the truck was fake so they hit him with a deathstick and Till had problems shitting ever since. |
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==King of the Dead== |
==King of the Dead== |
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One day Hank went into Bobby's room with a chainsaw, turned it on and shoved it up Bobby's ass and said, "This is your punishment for breathing in air that wasn't being shared with propane, son." |
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Hank then walked into the kitchen and he was crushed by a giant boggle set that mysteriously fell from the sky. |
Hank then walked into the kitchen and he was crushed by a giant boggle set that mysteriously fell from the sky. |
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==iKillyou== |
==iKillyou== |
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One day, Carly was doing iCarly when suddenly Gibby walked in and killed Freddy and raped Carly and Sam with his dog and then Spencer came in and killed Gibby with an anti-Gibby spray and then Carly and Sam got exposed to Rammstein's new hypnotic song about Till getting a keyboard shoved up his ass and it caused them to kill each other. |
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After that Spencer went to Freddy's mom's house and raped her and then she killed him with her annoying lectures and then Lubert came up and was like, "Hey look neighbor I finally got rid of my wor-oh God." Lubert then picked up a machine gun and shot Freddy's mom to death and then Lubert was crushed by the apartment falling down on him and everyone in the apartment died. |
After that Spencer went to Freddy's mom's house and raped her and then she killed him with her annoying lectures and then Lubert came up and was like, "Hey look neighbor I finally got rid of my wor-oh God." Lubert then picked up a machine gun and shot Freddy's mom to death and then Lubert was crushed by the apartment falling down on him and everyone in the apartment died. |
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[[Category:TELAVISHUN]] |
[[Category:TELAVISHUN]] |
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[[Category:Pointless Violence]] |
[[Category:Pointless Violence]] |
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[[Category:Rocks Fall, Everybody Dies]] |
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[[Category:WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT]] |
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