Trollpasta Wiki:TROLLPASTA CHARACTERS
A LIST OF TROLPASTA CHARACTERS. ADD ON!!!
DEMMY
A GIRL WHO GOT KILED BY PASTA MONSTAS!!!!
EVIL PATRIXXX
EVIL PATRIXXX IS THE MASCAWT FOR DIS WIKI. HE KILLS MANY PEOPLE AND IS IMORTAL. HE HAS A CUSIN CALLED EVIL SONIXXX.
EVIL PATRIXXX'S ABILIITES:
- MIND **** BALL OF MAS DISTRUCTUIN
- GOAR FEST
- FIRE JELLY
- MIDKNIGHT BLAST
- EVIL SHEILD
- WURLD EAT
- CAP'N BAWYER SUMMANCE
- EPAC BELLAH PLAYIN
EVIL SONIXXX
EVIL SONIXXX IS PATRIX'S COUSIN.
EVIL KOWOMO
THIS VEZION OF KOWOMO IS LIKE KOROMO EXCEPT SHE'S EVULL. SHE WAS FIRST FEAUTURED IN THE SEWICIDE OV KOWOMO
EVILE CAP'N BAWYER
AN EVIL MAN WHO HATES PUPPIES AND GOOD AUSTRALIA!
SQUIRREX
HE LIEKS TO MAEK WUBSTEP WUBE3UBWWUBWUBWUBWIOWWNHB
HEROBRIEN
HE IS A MEINKRAMPFT CHARACTR WHOS EVIL.
SKELETON
THEY KEEP POOPING OUT
SQUIDWARXXX
SQUIDWARXXX IS SPONGEBOXXX'S BROTHEH ANND EVIL PATRIXXX'S OTHER COUSIN. HE NUWS HOW TO HACKK COMMPOOTERS AND PUTT VIVIRUS AND TTROJANS ON IT.
LONA
LONA ISS A EVVIL PWNIE AND SHE WILLL KEEL U.
ASS CHAZNEW
ASS CAHZNEW IS ASS CHAGNEW'S B0THER AND FRIIIEND.
ASS CHAGNEW
ass chagnew iz the br0thr of ass chaznew aand iz chaz assnew's son. he iz a murder andd haz killed 9000000000000000000000000000000000 pe0ple in crepy paztas.
he als0 creatted varriouss scary tapez. liek the evil miku tape, all of the my litl p0ny tapez, and the death of mac.
CHAZ ASSNEW
chaz assnew is thuh fuuather of ass chagnew.
SPONGEBOXXX
SPONGEBOXXX IS PATRIXX'S RIRVEL INTTILL PATRIXX KIELS HIM IN FIGGT BUTT SPONGEBOXX WUZ AILVE AND KEELS PPEPOLE.
GEB NEMEL
GERB NEWLOL IS THE SOOPER SPOOPKY CRETOR OF VLAV THE MADE HALL LIFE PWARDL COUNTORSTICK TEAMFORT AND MOST PORTENTLY BRODERLAMPS
PRINCESS CELESTIA
A VEERY SKAREY PWNY WHO IS QEEN OF ALL EVIIL.
MARTY
vary skary one woo fought evil patrixxx and pleaed in teh tuilit.
MARY MCFLY
A HAALF ALIIEN HALFF HMAN THIING THAT LOOK LIKE MARTY AND CAN FART.
LOUIE
LOUIE IS VERY SKARY AND KEELS OMILAR
EVIL KERMIXXX
EVIL KERMIXXX IS AN EVL VERSIN OF KERMIX. HE WL KLL U IF U MAEK EYUE CONTACT QWITH HIN.
FLAG MAN
Flag Man is a monster who haunts the users of Sulca Brush
R41NB0W D45H
SHE IS AND EVIL AND UGLY PONY THAT APPEARED ON A SKARY VIDEO ON YOUTUBE AND EATS EVERYTHING SHE CANS THIS IS THE ORIGINAL PASTA KILLED BY JACKSON MAUDE/YUKEN/ACTUAL RAINBOW DASH!
TARAKO
THE EV1L FISH THAT STOLE RANDOM JAPANESE BOYS NOODLES THREAT1INING TO K33L H1M!111111111111111 ====Lolster1
BILLY BOB
BIIY BOB IS A BLACK FRIZZLE ROOSTER
CHASTY THE SNOWMAN
CHASTSTY IS A SKARY SOMAN HO WILL KEEL U WITH HIS POO.
RAPEBOT 2.0
Rapebot 2.0 is exactly like Rapebot 1.0, but has an "R" sticker and a spoiler on it. And he costs $4000.00 more, for some reason.
NOLI,YOYITO,ALANDA AND TRUMP
THEY ARE CHARACTERS FROM A LOST TV SHOW THAT WAS CANCELED ON NICK JR NAMED WEEBY WOOBY THE SHOW WAS SO SCARY I POOPED MY PANTS
THE MAN WITH A BAG
IS A MAN THAT WEARS A BAG IN HIS FACE HE IS INMORTAL AND HE AS VERY STRONG AND FAST HE KILLS PEOPLE THIS IS THE ORIGINAL VERY SCARY STORY1!!1
KILLED BY THE MAN IN THE SUIT!!!!!3
may still be out there
PASON
THE PASON IS A CRAPPY MS PAINT DRAWING THAT WAS HUMAN UNTIL PINKIE PAE SHUFFED A RAINBOW DASH CUPCAKE INTO HIS MOUTH MUTNATING HIM INTO SOME MONSTER DISGUSED IN HUMAN FORM
KILLED BY JACKSON MAUDE!!!!!7
THE MAN IN THE SUIT
THIS MAN IS EVIL AND IN A SUIT! HE KILLECD TEH MAN WITH A BAG SO HE DIED!
NEARLY KILLED BY YUKEN !
THE TOP-HATTED TASER
WHEN TEH NCDA CAME UPON CUPCAKES HAPPENING, PINKEMENA STOLE A TASER AND THEN IT BUYS A TOP HAT
MR. SHRKY
MR. SHRKY IS AN EVIL SPACE SHARK!
JACKSON MAUDE
JACKSON MAUDE IS TEH NCDA NN KILLS EVIL STUF!
TEH NCDA
TEH NCDA IS TEH LIGHT IN TEEH DORKNESSIE!!!!!!!!!!4
NINJA HEROBRINE
NINJA HEROBRINE IS LIKE NORMAL HEROBRINE ONLY NINJAIER AND EVILER!!!!9
YUKEN
YUKEN IS A SUPERPOWERMASTER WITH LIGHTNING POWERS AND IN TEH NCDA!
NEARLY KILLED BY TEH MAN IN TEH SUIT!
GUD CAP'N BAWYER
GUD CAP'N BAWYER IS NORMAL CAP'N BAWYER ANDLIKES PUPPIES AND HATES MEAN THINGS AND FEEDS CAMELS AT THE ZOO AND GIVES ICE CREAM TO CHILDREN AND ORPHANS!
DHEH ZKHARWEE DHAORG A DOG DAT KEELZ PEPL CUZ HE IZ SHMAEL.JEEPEEGEE
MAREE SUE
MAREE SUE Z SUM ORDINAREE LITTL SHITT HEAD TH@ NO 1 CAIRZ A BOUT
but wh0 wuz phone so skkry
BROSEPH
BROSEPH IS AN IRONIC HIPSTER WHO IS KNOWN TO BRO AFTER WHOEVER READS A TEXT ABOUT HIM WITH THE FIRST SYLLABLE OF HIS NAME BROCCASIONALLY PLACED IN OTHER WORDS, AND HE MAY VERY WELL WANT YOUR CHEESE PUFFS.
PANS
THE PLANK
HE IS THE PRINCIPAL OF CASTLECOMER COMMUNITY SCHOOL WHO ALWAYS SAIS NO BAGS FOR SOME REASON AND IF YOU HAVE BAGS HE BANHAMMERS(EXPELLS) YOU
http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/Plank_vs_tootsie_barry_laaaaaaad this is his pasta
TOOTSIE BARRY
TOOTSIE BARRY IS A MAN FROM KILKENNY IN IRELAND WHO SITS OUTSIDE THE WORLDS END PUB UNTIL AROUND 3 AM IN THE MORNING BECAUSE HE HAS NOTHING BETTER TOO DO.HE HAS NO LEGS AND HAS TOO SIT IN A WHEELCHAIR. HE GOES AROUND ASKING RANDOM PEOPLE FOR DRUGS THEN THEY TIP OVER HES WHEELCHAIR TOO GET RID OF HIM THEN LEAVE HIM THERE
http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/Plank_vs_tootsie_barry_laaaaaaad this is his pasta
EVIL BIL GARTZXXX
EVIL BIL GARTZXXX IS TEH MOST EVIL BUSINES MAN IN TEH UNIVERSE. HE CAN GROW SPIDER LEGS OUT OF HIS HEAD ADN STEAL UR SOUL ORR RIPP U APARTZ WITH HIZ CLAW. HE ALSO BOUGHT RAREWARE ADN MADE SHITY GAMEZ!
WOEM JEFF
One of two Trollpasta counterparts to Furbearingbrick's Worm Jeff. Just as Worm Jeff is Jeff the Killer resurrected by a wise, benevolent, dying elder god who had no idea JtK was evil, Woem Jeff isJeff the Potato resurrected by a completely STUPID elder god who was too dumb to know the difference. He attaches to people, infecting them with the dreaded Stupid Virus.
