Trollpasta Wiki:TROLLPASTA CHARACTERS
A LIST OF TROLLPASTA CHARACTERS.
DEMMY
DEMMY IS A GIRL WHO GOT KILED BY PASTA MONSTERS!!!
EVIL PATRIXXX
NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH PATRIXXX.
EVIL PATRIXXX IS THE MASCOT FOR THIS WIKI. HE KILLS MANY PEOPLE AND IS IMMORTAL. HE HAS A COUSIN CALLED EVIL SONICXXX.
EVIL PATRIXXX'S ABILIITES:
- MIND **** BALL OF MAS DISTRUCTUIN
- GORE FEST
- FIRE JELLY
- MIDNIGHT BLAST
- EVIL SHIELD
- WORLD EATING
- CAP'N BAWYER SUMMANCE
- EPIC BELLY PLAYING
PATRIXXX
NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH EVIL PATRIXXX.
PATRIXXX IS THE ENEMY OF EVIL PATRIXXX/SQUIDWARXXX AND HE IS FRIENDS WITH SPONGEBOXXX. HE GETS PISSED OFF WHENEVER THEY CALL HIM PATRIXX. HE HAS THE SAME ABILITIES AS EVIL PATRIXXX AND HE IS ALSO IMMORTAL.
EVIL SONIXXX
EVIL SONIXXX IS EVIL PATRIXXX'S COUSIN.
EVIL KOROMO
THIS VERSION OF KOROMO IS LIKE KOROMO EXCEPT SHE'S EVIL. SHE WAS FIRST FEAUTURED IN THE SEWICIDE OV KOWOMO.
EVIL CAP'N BAWYER
AN EVIL MAN WHO HATES PUPPIES AND GOOD AUSTRALIA! HE ALSO HATES GOOD CAP'N BAWYER BECAUSE HE IS GOOD WHILE EVIL CAP'N BAWYER IS EVIL!!!
HEROBRINE
HE IS A MINECRAFT CHARACTER WHOSE EVIL BECAUSE NOOBS KEEP FUCKING WITH HIM. SO HE KILLS PEOPLE AND HE SECRETLY IS FRIENDS WITH SPONGEBOXXX.
SKELETONS
THEY KEEP POPPING OUT AND KILL YOU EVERY TIME THEY DO THAT. THEY ARE ALSO INVINCIBLE SO DON'T EVEN TRY TO KILL THEM OR I WILL TURN INTO ONE THEN COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND KILL YOU!!!
SQUIDWARXXX
SQUIDWARXXX IS SPONGEBOXXX'S AND PATRIXXX'S ENEMY AND EVIL PATRIXXX'S OTHER COUSIN/BEST FRIEND. HE ALWAYS TEAMS UP WITH EVIL PATRIXXX IN A BATTLE AND TRIES TO KILL SPONGEBOXXX BUT FAILS ALL THE TIME. AND HE ALSO KNOWS HOW TO HACK COMPUTERS AND PUT VIRUS AND TROJANS ON THEM.
SPONGEBOXXX
SPONGEBOXXX IS EVIL PATRIXXX'S RIVAL AND PATRIXXX'S FRIEND. HE TRIED TO DESTORY EVIL PATRIXXX MANY TIMES UNTIL EVIL PATRIXXX KILLS HIM IN A FIGHT BUT SPONGEBOXXX WAS AILVE AND NOW HE KILLS PEOPLE.
EVIL KERMIXXX
EVIL KERMIXXX IS AN EVLL VERSION OF KERMIX. HE WILL KILL YOU IF YOU MAKE EYE CONTACT WITH HIM.
EVIL KERMIXXX 2.0
EVIL KERMIXXX 2.0 IS AN UPDATED VERSION OF EVIL KERMIXXX BUT HE IS ALSO ENEMIES WITH HIM.
HE FIRST APPEARED IN EVIL KERMIXXX 2.0.
R41NB0W D45H
SHE IS AND EVIL AND UGLY PONY THAT APPEARED ON A SCARY VIDEO ON YOUTUBE AND EATS EVERYTHING SHE CAN. THIS IS THE ORIGINAL PASTA. SHE WAS KILLED BY JACKSON MAUDE/YUKEN/ACTUAL RAINBOW DASH!
THE MAN WITH A BAG
THE MAN WITH A BAG IS A MAN THAT WEARS A BAG IN HIS FACE AND HE IS IMMORTAL AND HE AS VERY STRONG AND FAST HE KILLS PEOPLE THIS IS THE ORIGINAL VERY SCARY STORY!!!
KILLED BY THE MAN IN THE SUIT!!!
May still be out there.
THE MAN IN THE SUIT
THIS MAN IS EVIL AND IN A SUIT! HE KILLED THE MAN WITH A BAG SO HE DIED!
NEARLY KILLED BY YUKEN!
NINJA HEROBRINE
NINJA HEROBRINE IS LIKE NORMAL HEROBRINE ONLY NINJAIER AND EVILER!!!!9
YUKEN
YUKEN IS A SUPERPOWERMASTER WITH LIGHTNING POWERS AND IN TEH NCDA!
NEARLY KILLED BY TEH MAN IN TEH SUIT!
GOOD CAP'N BAWYER
GOOD CAP'N BAWYER IS THE NORMAL CAP'N BAWYER AND LIKES PUPPIES AND HATES MEAN THINGS AND FEEDS CAMELS AT THE ZOO AND GIVES ICE CREAM TO CHILDREN AND ORPHANS!
MARY SUE
MAREE SUE IS SOME ORDINARY LITTLE SHIT HEAD THAT NO-ONE CARES ABOUT.
BUT WHO WAS PHONE. SO SCARY.
BROSEPH
BROSEPH IS AN IRONIC HIPSTER WHO IS KNOWN TO BRO AFTER WHOEVER READS A TEXT ABOUT HIM WITH THE FIRST SYLLABLE OF HIS NAME BROCCASIONALLY PLACED IN OTHER WORDS, AND HE MAY VERY WELL WANT YOUR CHEESE PUFFS.
EVIL BILL GARTZXXX
EVIL BILL GARTZXXX IS THE MOST EVIL BUSINESS MAN IN THE UNIVERSE. HE CAN GROW SPIDER LEGS OUT OF HIS HEAD AND STEAL UR SOUL OR RIP YOU APART WITH HIS CLAW. HE ALSO BOUGHT RAREWARE AND MADE SHITY GAMES!
WORM JEFF
One of two Trollpasta counterparts to Furbearingbrick's parasitic Worm Jeff. Just as Worm Jeff is Jeff the Killer resurrected by a wise, benevolent, dying elder god who had no idea JtK was evil, Worm Jeff isJeff the Potato resurrected by a completely STUPID elder god who was too dumb to know the difference. His bite infects people with the dreaded Stupid Virus. He can also attach to people to feed on thier brain waves, influencing thier behavior and making them dumb as rocks.
RAPEY THE GRAPE
RAPEY THE GRAPE IS AN EVIL GRAPE THAT'S GONNA RAPE YOU!!!
HE ALSO APPEARED ON A FEW PASTAS.
