User:GodzillaFan1/Archive (2018)/Deleted Pastas Archive
Shitty pastas I made that were deleted. Beware of the unfunny bullshit you are about to experience.
ZOMG I THINK I SAW BIGFOOT!!!!
SO GUYZ, I WENT TO GO CAMPING AND I SAW A TALL HAIRY CREATURE IN TEH WOODS!!!!!11 I WALKED UP TO TEH CREATURE AND IT WAZ BIGFOOT!!!!!!!!!!!111 BUT, IT HAD A TIE TAT SAID "DK" SO TAT MEANS ITS DONKEY KONG!!!!!!!!111 HOWEVER I SAW A ZIPPER ON TEH BACK OF DONKEY KONG!!!!!11 SO I UNZIPED IT AND IT WUZ BIGFOOT IN UH COSTUME!!!!!!!!!!111 BUT, I SAW A ZIPPER ON TEH BACK OF BIGGFOOT. SO I UNZIPPED IT AND THEN A SKELETON POPED OUT!!!!!!!11
Teh Lost Pukymun Gheym
So i wuz sky diving, awn when i hit da ground.......I saw a gayem on teh ground dat said "Pokemon: DIE version". WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!???????? THERE IS NU POKEYMON GAEM CALLED POKYEMOAN DIE VERSTION!!!!!!!!!!!111 DIS MUST BE UH HACKED OR GLITCH GGGGAAAYYYMM!!!!!!!!!1111 So i got teh gaheym and ran home to play dis fancy gahym. I put teh gayme in mah gaymeboy awnd started tu played it. The title screen said "STOP PLAYING OR ELSE YOU WILL DIE!!!" I WUZ SCARED!!!!!!!!!!11 But, i played dit aunyway. For some reason......It said i wuz in lavandur town. I WUZ LIKE WUT TEH FUQK!!!!!??? As i walked to teh pokeyman center......A text box appeard awnd said "BEWARE OF THE BLOOD BEAST!!!" When that message popped up, i felt sick to my stomach. I went in to the pukyman center AWND DARE WUZZ DIS BEAST WIT BLOD ON DIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111 So i got teh gayem awnd threw it out teh winda. I will never forget teh day i played Pokeyman DIE version............................. Later......................
Mayn, iym tired. I better go to bhed.
I'm laying in mah bed awnd i fell something shacking teh bhed!!!!!!11
I looked on teh side of teh bed...............................
And a skeleton popped out...............................................and took me..............................to................my.............frezzer...............................and........................make me frezze to death.........................................................I'M DED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 THE END OR IS IT
Super Mario Sunshine: THERES BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!!!!
I'm you're basic average person. I live alone and barley anything to do. All i have is a Gamecube with no games. Theres this one popalur game for the Gamecube called Super Mario Sunshine. I really wanted to play the game, but all i have is 6$. I'm also pretty sure that gamestop dosnt have any Gamecube games anymore.
1 DAYS LATA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I just got back from work. I think i will just go take a ride down town. As I'm going by the block, i see a creepy house. There also seems to be a yard sale there. I got out of my car and went to go see what was at this yard sale. Theres this CREEPY OLD MAN!!!!! I KID YOU NOT!!!!! As i look at the table full of carp, i didn't see any thing intresting exept for one thing. There was dis boxxx just seting there on the box it said "THIS IS A BOXXX FULL OF GAY CRAP! SO DON'T LOOK IN IT CUZ DARE IS CREEPY STUFF TO!!!!!" I opened da boxxx anyway and inside was crap. I lift up the carp and behind it was SUPER MARIO SUNSHINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111 HOLY **** I FOUND IT!!!!!!!11 OH **** I WONDER HOW MUCH IT COAST!? I asked the creepy old man how much the game coast and he said it was FREE!!!!!!11 I know what you're thinking "You're so cl'iche! Every creepypasta i read always has creepy old men and giving a way a hacked/haunted game away for FREE!" Who cares! Dis is da trollpasta wiki and i can write any cliche thing i want!!! Anyways, i drove home to play da gayhme. When i walked in my house, the beer bottles on my table started falling off!!!!!!! OH NO!!!!! MY HOUSE IS POSSESED!!!! I THINK DIS GAEME IS HUNTED BUT WHO CRAES!!!! I JUST WANT TO GO PLAY THIS GAYME!!!!! I noticed something starange about the case cover. MARIO WAS BLEEDING AND THERE WAS BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!!!!! who cares. I put the game in the Gamecube and started to play. I had to watch the cutscense and it said that the story was about cleaning BLOOD of da island!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 Wait a minute, thats not the story. The story is about Mario cleaning up the crap of the island NOT blood. SO THAT MEANS THIS IS DA HACK GAYME!!!!!! I played a little more.....untill something SCARED MEH!!!!! Mario as this machine on his back in the game called Fludd. Fludd is suposed to shoot out water, but in dis HACK GAME Fludd shoots out BBBBLLLLLOOODDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111 So i turend da gahyme off. I got dat game and threw it out da winda. When i threw it out dat winda a dog came in mah house and strated to EAT MEEEHHH!!!!!! I got my beer bottle and stabed da evuil dog. The dog jumped out da winda and came back and in da dogs mouth was dat mareo gahyme!!!!1 OH SSSSSSSHHHHHETTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!! So i jumped out dat winda and rand into da pond to burend dat gayme!!! I gat mah liter in burend da gahyme dusk!!!11 i threw it in da pound. Then a skeloten popped out da pond and we had da beer togheter! da skeloton said beh a skelloton like meh pleaze!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So i skind mah seellff alive now i look like a skeloton!!!! Me and dat skeloton are friends naw!!!!!! THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111
Pokemon: Lavender Blood
I'M A DIE HARD POKEMON FAN!!!!!!! So i went to the bathroom to go take a dump. I looked behined the toilet for no reason and i saw something that would CHANGE MY LIFE!!!!! It was a pokemon game!!!!!!1 OMG!!!!!1 It was the blue verstion. BLUE IS MY FAVORITE COLOR!!!!!!!!!!1111 I got my gameboy advaced sp and started playing. When i started, the game freak logo was coverd in BLOOD!!!! OH MY GOSH!!!!!!!!! I started in lavender town for some odd reason. I went to talk to an NPC and he said "Bring me lavender blood right now!" WHAT DA FAQK?!??!!? So i walked around for a little and found a river.......................................COVERD IN BLOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111 WHAT IS GOING ON I CAN'T TAKE IT OH MY GOSH I AM GOING TO FAUQKING KEEL MAH SLEEEEEEF!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111 AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! I turend the game off and i went to the creek outside and drowed myslef in the river and the river turend into BLOOD!!!!!!!11 While i was dying i herd a voice that said "You diden't give me my lavender blood so i gave you the curse named suiside!" WHAT WAS HE TALKING ABOUT!!!!!!?????/ It dosent matter because i'm dead.............................
A KILLER Walked in my House! No!
Today i got up and went outside to check the mail and I GOT MAIL!!!!!!!=D=D=D=D. Then i walked up to my door and all of a sudden someone stabed me in the CHEST!!!!!!!!!!!! UUUUUGGGGHHH!!!!! IT HURSTS SO BAD!!!!!!!!! I quickly ran in to my house and picked up the phone to call the COPS!!!!!!! As i picked up the phone the killer started pooring cereal on THE FLOOR!!!!! NO!!!!!!!!!!!! as my chest was bleeding i fell to the floor and started to DIE!!!!! The killer was laghing so bad my ears where bleeding!!!!! AAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! The killer ran outside and started to break my mailbox with the SLUDGE HAMMER!!!!!!!!! NNNNNOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! THIS CAN'T BE HAPPING!!!! I'm bleeding to death and my mailbox is forever broken!!!!! Oh, theres also cereal and blood all over the floor. I'm dead now so i should stop complaing. DA END
M4R10 VS. R41NB0W D45H
SO 1 DAY, M4R10 FOUND A HOT AIR BALLOON. HE RODE ON IT AND IT TOOK HIM TO P0NYVILL. (OR IS IT EQUESTRIA? IDK) DEN R41NB0W D45H SAW M4R10!!! R41NB0W D45H HATED PLUMERZ!!! S0 R41NB0W D45H KICKED M4R10 IN TEH BALLZ REALLY HARD!!!! DEN M4R10 GOT A NIFE AUWND ST4B3D R41NB0W D45H!!! DEN DARE WAS HYP3R RE4L1ST1C BL00D ALL OV3R T3H PLACE!!!!! DEN LU1G1 CAME TO POUNYVILL ON A
J33P!!!! AND DEN LU1G1 54W M4R10 DIED!!!! LU1G1 DEN TUR3ND HYPUR R3L1ST1C AWUND L00K3D L1K3D D1S!!!!! -------------------------------------------->
SP4RKL3 TW1L1T DEN S4W R41NB0W D45H DIED AWUND SOME FAT PLUMER DIED!!!LU1G1 DEN BL3W UP H1S FAC3 AWUND DIED........SO DID SP4RKL3 TW1L1T!!!!!!
THE END
OH, AUWND EQUESTRIA WUS FL00DED WITH (GET READY...)
- BL00D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
- THE REAL END!!!!
The Scry Dresser
]So one day, I went to go change my clothes, my clothes were in the dresser. I opened the dresser and there was blood all over the clothes. I was like "WTF?", "Why is my cloths covered in blood?". I went to go wash the blood off of my clothes.
I went back to my dresser and I saw blood dripping from it! I got a hose and washed the dresser. Then I was like "Forget it, I'm going to bed". Then while I was sleeping, I heard a noise coming from my dresser. I went to go see what it was, then....something horrible happened.... A SKELETON POPPED OUT AND KILLED ME!!!!!!!11
THE END
LuigiTV.JPEG
Da picture dat changed mah life..............................
April 28th 2013
One day i was scrared as SSSHHEEETTTT!!!!!!!111 So i downloaded scary pictures. OH SSSHHHHEETTTTT!!!!!!!1111 I found this scary ASSSSSSSS!!!!! picture called LuigiTV.JPEG. I downloaded the MATER FAQKER ASAP to see what it looked like! IT WAS SOOOOOO SACRY!!!!!!!!!!!!111 OH SHHHHHEEEEEEETTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!11111 Luigi was watching TV and that shadow on the wall SCARED THE SSSSSSSSHHHHHHHEEEEETTTTTT OUT OF MEEEEE!!!!!1111 SO I'M KELLING MAH SEELF!!!!!!111 AAAAAAAHHHHHGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111
September 17th 2013
I remember that old picture LuigiTV.JPEG. I found it again but this time i wasen't scared and i diden't won't to kill mahself. Maybe i was just acting like a baby that day. OR WAS I !!!!!!!!!!!!111
I remember what i saw. The picture looked wierd this time!!! The room was bloody and so was LUIGI!!!!!!1111 I REMEMBER WHY I WAS CRAPING MY PANTS!!!!!!!!111
I think i should die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111 BECUZ MAH LIFE SUCKS AND THIS PICTURE SCARES MEH SO BAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111 I will never get to drink beer now, i will never get drunk!!!!!11 Because dying is the best thing i can do to stay away from this sick picture! I got the knif and began cutting my self!!! Blood got on the floor and i was SCREAMING OUT OF PAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111 My arm is falling off and i feel like I'm dying!!!!!!111 UUUUUUUggghhhhhhh!!!!!11
September 19th 2013
I'm in the hospital right now so that sucks. MAN, WHY IS IT SO HARD TO DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!????? My friend came to vist me and he gave me a card to cheer me up! I opened it and LuigiTV.JPEG WAS IN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111
IM DEAD THIS TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111 UUUUUUGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!1111
THE END
Sonic.EXE: The After Years
I'm a total Sonic fan, much like everyone else. I don't think i have read a glitchy or hacked creepypasta. It all started on a nice sunny day. I was playing Sonic Generations. (i like how you can explore the missions) Until i noticed out of my peripheral vision, that the mailman had arrived and put something in my mailbox as usual and left. I paused my game to go see what I got in the mail... The only thing in the Mailbox was a case and a note. On the note was very weird writing. I don't even think its English. I just went in my house and put the note inside my computer to translate it. Here's what it had said.
"Derick,
I can't take it anymore. This creepypasta is driving me INSANE! Something isn't right about this pasta. BURN IT! Before he gets you!
- Kyleton"
ITS KYLETON! MY FRIEND! I HAVE NOT SEEN HIM IN 2 DAYS! He said burn it because "He was after me". Who is after me and why is he after me? I opened up the case and inside was a creepypasta called "Sonic.EXE" . I was like, COOL!
I just got done reading the pasta and i have to say.....I'M REALLY SCARED!!! I could barely read it and a lot of stuff was changed about it. It also came with a picture of the title screen. But, it was a MESSED UP picture of the title screen. Sonic's face was covered in BLOOD and the water was a blood blue color. Then all of a sudden i felt something wet on my arm. I looked and it was BLOOD!!! HOW DID BLOOD GET ON MY ARM!? I went to go wash the blood off and for some odd reason there was no cut on me. Well, how did the blood get there i asked myself? I went back into my room and there was a SONIC PLUSHIE STANDING ON MY CEILING WITH BLOOD DRIPPING FROM ITS MOUTH! (so that's how the blood got on my arm)
THE END....
Forest of Blood
One day i was walking in teh woods and i got LOST!!! I tryed to call my friend and for some reason MY IPHONE WASEN'T WORKING!!!!! I kept walking and walking then I FOUND SOMETHING!!!! It was a bucket! I looked in the bucket and there was BLLOOOOD!!!!!! LOTS AND LOTS OF BBBLLLLOOOOODDD!!!!!! I ran away from the bucket and found a well! I looked in it and it had BBBLLLLOOOODDD!!!!1 What the FUQK is going on? I toched a tree with my hand and MY HAND HAD BLOOD ON IT!!!!!!111 There was this HUGE hole in the tree so i went to hide in it! When i went in A SKELETON POPED OUT AND TREW BLOOD AT MEH!!!!!!11
THE END
Call of Duty: For Kids!
The CREEPIEST thing happend to me. I was at Gamestop and i saw a game i have never seen in my whole LIFE!!!!!! There was a game called Call of Duty: for KIDS! I WAS LIKE WTF?!!?!?!?! So i left then went to Wal-Mart. I was looking in the clothes section and found Call of Duty shirts............for KIDS AGES 6 AND UP!!!!!!! WTF MAN!!!111 I later found preschool toys............THAT SAID CALL OF DUTY BLACK OPS FOR KIDS!!!! I'M FREEEAKING OUT !!!!!11111111111This is worst than Angry Birds!!!! Then i went home to watch some TV. I was fliping trew the channles and saw a show on the Disney Channel called Call of Duty: Camping Is Magic. WTF!!!!!!1111!?!?!!?!?!? Heres what the description said on the show: Help Soap and his best friends to have a the best gun muisical of there lifes. They need to make a muiscal with there guns that go BOOOM!!! BOOOOM!!! Soap will need help from his amazing helpful and nice friends to show the super power of teamwork! I THINK I'M GONNA KEEEELLL MY FAQKING SELF!!!! FFFFFAAAQQKKKK!!!! UUUUGGHHH!!!!!
I'm dead now...................burning.................in my oven. THE END OR IS IT
PATRIXXX Eats Dat Hamburger
ONE DAY. PATRIXXX FIND A HAMBUGA ON DA GRASS. HE PICKED IT UPED AND STARTED TO EAT IT!!! THERE WAS GREESE DRIPING DOWN HIS MOUTH AND CHEESE STUCK IN HIS THEETH!!! HE WAS ENJOYING IT SO MUCH!!!!!! TEN, DA EVILLL PATRIXXX CAME. HE WAS JELOUS OF PATRIXXX HAMBUGA!!!!!! EVUILLL PATRIXX GOT HIS HAND AND SHOVED IT IN PATRIXXX MOUTH AND TOOK DA HAMBUGA!!!! EVUILLL PATRIXXX STARTED TO EAT DA HAMBUGA AND SPIT OUT AND AND AND AND VOMITED EVERY WHWEREEW!!!!!!1 PATRIXXX GOT HIS LAZZZA HAND AND PUNCHED EVUIL PATRIXXX WIT DAT LAAAAZZZA HAAND. PATRIIXXX PUCKED UP DA BURUGAH AND ATE
IT!!!!! HE TEN GO A SINK AND PUT WHELLS ON IT AND TROVE OFF IN TEH SUNSET!!!!! TEN HE GOYT A TAN AYND HE SCWREMS IN AGONY!!!!111 AND TEN EAY SKELETON POPPED OUT AND EVUILLL PATRIXXX FARTED RAINBOWS!!!!!!!!!!!1111111!A!!!!!!!!@#@!%44^^Z77%aazyt5432
THE END!!!!111
