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Hey there, person, I'm Jerrika12, also known as the proud Faze Clan leader. Leave a message after the beep on my talk page if you wish. I write a lot more than I read trollpasta, but I do read. Usually, I write stories that are... well... nsfw to say the least. If you explore my pastas enough, you'll find at least one thing that makes you say "WHAT THE FUCK?" because it was so weird. So yeah. That's all I got to say, also a list of my pastas is at the bottom, below all the smexy Shrek stuff.

PS: I live the bandit life when it comes to my page. If I see a cool template or something, I'm gonna put it on my page. YAR, PIRATE LIFE MATEY!

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My Trollpastas And Shit

Naughty Timmy - One of my early pastas, a one with PATRIXXX.

My First Boner - A comment on this says it puts Shakespeare to shame. That's pretty accurate, giving the fact this is a rhyme about Shrek, boners and WANKING OVER YOUR GOD DAMN GRANDMA.

Fight Nights At Freddy's: Horny Fox Edition - Not the best, but still weird.

Cod of Duty: Modern Jackasses 2 - Another early pasta I made. Dumb.

THEY ALL DIED - A shitty pasta I made, also the first I made!

HauntedGame.EXE - My second one... ugh.

Grandma's Secret Minigun - Yeah, this one is without a doubt strange. It'll change the way you see your grandma from now on.

The Fat Shopkeeper Strikes Again - I don't know why I wrote this.

The Haunted Pokemon Card - Yo mayn, dis is da gud shit bruv.

Sally's Christmas Gift - Teaches some very important life lessons!

Batman Gets Testicular Ebola And Fights Crime With His Infectious Penis From Then On - What the fuck was I smoking?

Japanese Porno - Minus the tentacles.

The Shortest Horror Story - SUPER SKARY U GUIEZ, PLZ DONT REED IF UNDER 1337 YERZ OULD

The Truth About McDonalds - A legit theory that is 100% accurate, if you disagree, fuck off then you dirty skrub.

Shrek Noodles - Another Shrek pasta... why do I keep writing about Shrek and boners?

Bad Things Are Here To Stay - Something I found on the Spinoff Wiki. It just plain sucks, and isn't a spinoff from anything I know. Smiledog, maybe?

Donald's Sexyphone - Horrible, horrible yet sexay trollpasta.

Phone Call - There are rumors that this is a scrapped chapter for Fifty Shades Of Gay. I can confirm that is true.

Breaking Retard - The beggining of Breaking Bad's first episode, trollpasta style!

The Truth - I found some dumb shit on 4chan and made a pasta out of it! Yay!

The 666 Plane Of Doom - So amazing, such cliches.

Charlie Bit My Anus - Something you can fap to.

The Holder Of Lies - SOMEONE WROTE OVER THIS, FUCK

Hitler Frees Mrs Diabetes' Slaves - Surprisingly doesn't mention Shrek or boners for 75% of the content! It does use the words penis and Shrek though... so... yah.

The Great Virginity Heist - Inspired by The Dark Knight! And it would be similar if The Dark Knight was a porno! The name would be perfect, just saying.

The Illuminati Gets Pregnant - Contains fapping, if you're under 19 GTFO BITCH.

The Hairy Titties Adventure - VOTE OBAMA!

Rusty Fingers - A shitty attempt at a creepypasta I did a few years ago.

Rapey Reji - A smexy adventure.

Heskey Fists A Child - Totally not porn.