User:Sack of Nuts

 What does this button do? What does THIS button do? What does this but- *KABOOM* 

— Me, when I first became admin

It's Ken Kaniff, on the, internet, trying to, lure your kids with him, into bed

Nah, my real name is Dick. I am 69 inches tall. I wake up and go into Asshole every day. That is my job. I have friends, I like to call them "balls". They are living together. They are twins.

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Mah siggie: And remember: Gravy ain't no vegetable: It's the most BITCHINest BITCH fruit. 00:22, May 3, 2013 (UTC)

My favorite pages

• BEACH BOIS HIDDEN ALBUM; FROWN
• Noodles
• EXE.EXE 2: Abloogy Woogy Woo. (Note: This one might get it's own GALLBLADDERIE too)
• The time I smoked 2 marijuanas
• Glenn Beck.avi
• Omg Explosion
• Shit
• Read this MOTHERFUCKIN shit yo
• MY PENIS IS BIG!
• LOLSKELETONS IS CLONED PART 2: THE MAN WHO POPPED OUT
• BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBS
• Tennessee
• HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
• Squidwardz Suicide

Pages I made (or contributed to greatly)

They're all here.

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JEFF SEEZ DAT HE GOT BANNED

THE JEFFCAPS WARS

Recently I have been having a contest with Furbearingbrick to see how many pastas we can make based off of the Jeff The Killer Spinoffs. Here are my entries in order of oldest to newest:

1. Jeff The Killer Gets Banned From The Wiki And Gets Butthurt
2. JEFF WRITES A KID'S TV SHOW
3. JEFF LICKS A FROZEN DOORKNOB
4. JEFF THE KILLER PLAYS HAPPY WHEELS
5. JEFF IS SPRAYED BY A SKUNK
6. JEFF'S KILLER ROBOT
7. JEFF THE KILLER BECOMES WILE E. COYOTE
8. JEFF THE KILLER PEES ON HERON'S NEST
9. JEFF THE KILLER V.S THE CONCEPT OF INERTIA
10. JEFF INSERTS AN ENTIRE MARCHING BAND INTO HIS ASS

And here's Furbearingbrick's pastas:

1. JEFF'S ROID RAGE
2. Jeff Gets The Mother Of All Toothaches
3. JEFF'S DICK
4. JEFF ANGERS THE TOILET GOD
5. JEFF OVEREATS
6. FURBEARINGBRICK ARM WRESTLES JEFF THE KILLER
7. FAT JEFFS IN PARTY HATS
8. JEFF'S AMAZING BUTTWINGS
9. JEFF AND THE INFLATABLE SHEEP
10. Jeff Steps On The Broken Glass Beast

Special mention goes to this story, written by a third party.

UPDATE: Recently, my good friend SEKTOR has joined the cause. here are his pastas:

1. JEFF GETS GROUNDED BY BAD GOANIMATE CHARS

COMING SOON

• Godzilla NES Creepypazta
• D12 HIDDEN ALBUM; ANGLES NIHGT

In Cumclusion

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