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Then Nintendo had an upcoming game system, code-named the NX. In late 2016 I bet all of you were excited. But was it going to use cartridges, because Nintendo was too lousy to do discs anymore? Will it be a portable console (3DS successor)? Both apply, because Nintendo ended up coming out with a monstrosity.
Then Nintendo had an upcoming game system, code-named the NX. In late 2016 I bet all of you were excited. But was it going to use cartridges, because Nintendo was too lousy to do discs anymore? Will it be a portable console (3DS successor)? Both apply, because Nintendo ended up coming out with a monstrosity.

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The '''Nintendo Switch''' is the personification of crap. But all of those fanboys, ALL of those Nintendo crazies stomped on my opinion. It's a ''fact''. I prefer the 3DS. The Nintendo Switch only had Zelda. Only the few Zelda fan-people would get the Switch for that reason.
The '''Nintendo Switch''' is the personification of crap. But all of those fanboys, ALL of those Nintendo crazies stomped on my opinion. It's a ''fact''. I prefer the 3DS. The Nintendo Switch only had Zelda. Only the few Zelda fan-people would get the Switch for that reason.


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Not saying, that all of Nintendo, not even the Wii U, is horrible. I've seen Need for Speed on the Wii U. I think. The Nintendo Switch is home to so many cringy freaks who want to look "hip and cool."
Not saying, that all of Nintendo, not even the Wii U, is horrible. I've seen Need for Speed on the Wii U. I think. The Nintendo Switch is home to so many cringy freaks who want to look "hip and cool."


After a year of its release, I've slowly seen my trust for Nintendo fade into the shadows. After looking up "nintendo switch," I was looking at images of it in disgust. Then was my most horrible sight.
After a year of its release, I've slowly seen my trust for Nintendo fade into the shadows. After looking up "Nintendo Switch," I was looking at images of it in disgust. Then was my most horrible sight.


Something said that Undertale was coming to the Nintendo Switch.
Something said that Undertale was coming to the Nintendo Switch.
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As we returned home, I felt the urge to go back on the computer. A window popped up saying:
As we returned home, I felt the urge to go back on the computer. A window popped up saying:


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''Your opinion sucks.''
''Your opinion sucks.''


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''you're gonna have a bad time.''
''you're gonna have a bad time.''
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