Why Clone High Didn't Got a Second Season
June 14, 2019
I was standing at the black VHS tape on the ground. All I did was watch a cursed video, and here I am, with this VHS tape, with the label "clone high". I took it home, as I was a bit of a Clone High fangirl.
I googled how to play a VHS tape on a computer. I found a way, and did so, and a file called "CHSeason2.avi" appeared on my laptop. I thought for a moment. This show never gotten a second season! It ended on a cliffhanger! But then, something came to mind. "What if this was a rare first episode of season 2?" I said to myself as I clicked on the file. I should have never done that!
The video started with a few bumpers for shows like The Simpsons. I grew bored after a few second and tried skip, but somehow, the file won't let me skip. So I was forced to watch the Simpsons bumpers.
Then, the intro played, but everyone was gone, instead for JFK, who had pitch-black eyes. There was no music playing in the background, just a creepy voice saying "Clone High..." over and over again. It was so quiet, I could barely hear it. Near the the end of the intro, it cutted to static. I saw a hidden message in the static, reading "This CH episode is called Rage and Anger: A World of Darkness." "Weird name" I said. The episode began shortly afterwards.
The first scene was a outside view of the high school. It cuts to a note reading:
"This is it. I'm going to kill everyone in this school. I'm coming for Abe Lincoln, Joan of Arc, Gandhi, Cleopatra, and Scudworth, then I'm killing everyone else. I just want peace for once.
Love, JFK"
"JFK is going to do WHAT to the high school?!" I said, worried. I know JFK was the jock of the show, but this is too far!
It cuts to static, AGAIN! I could make out 666 in the static. After 1 minute of static, I saw JFK killing Scudworth! It was so gory I nearly therw up. JFK then said "You're next..." and smashed Mr. Butlertron, leaving oil on the floor. When JFK left the room to kill the other clones, the same people from the SpongeBob 1997 pilot came in and took same oil.
It cuts to the classroom. "Something is wrong here. I should ask Scudworth." Abe said. "Scudworth is dead." Gandhi replied. All the clones starts to scream and run around the classroom when he said that. "I DON'T WANNA DIE!" Julius Caesar yelled in fear. He was then shot, as a gunshot was heard. JFK walked into the classroom, now with the same black eyes from the intro.
"AND ALL OF YOU ARE, ER UH, NEXT!" JFK said as he pulled up a chainsaw. "Uhhh, JFK, have you gone crazy?" Abe asked. He then got sliced in half, as hyper-realistic blood covered the floor. "HE WAS MY CRUSH, YOU DOOFUS!" Joan yelled. "Well, you can join him in hell!" JFK replied as he set Joan on fire. She ran around the classroom for 12 seconds before turning into ashes. I found this funny, as this was the way the real Joan died.
Then, more static. This time, it was only for 5 seconds, before I saw JFK kill Cleo by throwing acid on her until she was nothing but hyper-realistic blood. "AND WHERE ARE YOU, GANDHI?" JFK asked, before finding him hiding under his desk. "FOUND YOU!" JFK said as he flipped the desk over. Gandhi saw him and begged for mercy. He was then stabbed 34 times in a row.
Then, I saw JFK kill the other clones in gory ways. I'm too lazy to write it down. After that, it showed the high school, now on fire. JFK looked at the school from a hill and then said "Guess who's, er uh, next for the axe? YOU!" as he jumped at the camera with the same chainsaw from before. The credits then played, and they was normal. Then the file closed by itself.
I was left in shock from what I saw. Both that and the YouTube video I saw 30 minutes ago. So I started a forum to see if anyone else saw the episode. All I got was a link to some website by someone whose name was just three sixes. He also wrote "For u Abby" How did this guy know my real name?
I clicked on the link, and saw a download link for some app called "HOMEstar"
To be continued in "Homestar Runner Anti-Piracy Screen"...
Originally on Geoshea's Lost Episodes Wiki
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