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Latest revision as of 02:11, 20 October 2022
I was at my friend's house and went cacapoopoop in the toilet and I wiped my bummy with toilet paper and put it in the toilet and when I flushed the toilet... the water... oh GOD the WATER it started to slowly... RISE... it kept coming up AND UP and I didn't know what to do... I looked for a plunger but NONE!!!
I froze in terror as I watched the water come to the top of the toilet seat with my floating POOP and toilet paper in the middle of the bowl...
In the HEAT of the moment I panicked and put my whole ARM into the toilet and started to dig in the bottom to pull out whatever was blocking... then all of a sudden....
my friend opened the door and there was him, his mother, his father, and 5 other dinner guests all staring at me in HORROR as I had a piece of POOP in my right hand. Then before I could explain, they all started to poopoocaca on me and peed on me and I was literally SOAKING WET with piss. His dad farted in my ears.
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