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Latest revision as of 02:12, 20 October 2022

No one is certain how this abomination came to be... the soul of a Great Old One in the body of a chicken! Perhaps it was a failed sacrifice. Perhaps it was an incomplete summoning. All that is known for certain is that the zombie chicken stalks the countryside in search of its victims. That which is dead can never die, and so no weapon avails against this lurid livestock; this fiendish fowl; this egg layer of the end times! Beware, lest ye be pecked to pieces by this pernicious poultry. The most pleasant and peaceful rural drive can quickly become a doom laden descent into the cackling heart of madness!


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