Even More Jeff The Killer Spinoffs That Will Never Happen

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The final part of the "Jeff Spinoffs" quadrilogy. Currently a work in progress.

Rules for entries: No Jeff vs./meets (insert trollpasta character here), no Jane stuff, no ALL CAPS, and nothing that's already been used in the previous three installations.


Jeff Drinks Ink


Jeff Drinks Coke and Eats Mentos


Jeff Drinks All The Tea In China


Jeff Loses The Game


Jeff vs. Hurricane Sandy


Jeff Plays Golf


Jeff Inserts An Entire Marching Band Into His Ass


Jeff Steals The Klopmann Diamond


Jeff Plays Action 52


Jeff Gets The Munchies


Jeff Has An Existential Crisis


Jeff Converts To Rastafarianism


Jeff Catches Thumbtacks On His Eyes


Jeff Gets A Pedicure


Jeff Gets Drafted Into The Military


Jeff Listens to Ziggy Stardust


Jeff Becomes A Cowboy and Joins the Circus


Jeff Goes To A Blood Drive


Jeff learns Kung Fu


Jeff Tries To Get His Drivers' License


Jeff's Hot Flash


Jeff vs. Ringworm


Jeff vs. The Red Ring of Death


Jeff vs. The Blue Screen of Death


Jeff Takes Knockout Drops


Jeff Bites His Nails


Jeff's Salt Lick


Jeff Suffers A Panic Attack


Jeff Gets Gingivitis


Jeff Gets His Teeth Knocked Out


Jeff Gets Shot In The Kneecaps


Jeff's Hand Gets Chopped Off And Replaced With A Hook


Jeff Loses His Favorite Knife


Jeff Catches Smiledog's Fleas


Jeff Gets Dragged Away By White Horses


Jeff's Fancy New Boots


Jeff Sits Around Watching TV All Day


Jeff Goes To Qahog


Jeff Becomes A Stand-Up Comedian


Jeff Becomes A Ganguro (look it up)


Jeff Re-Enacts Goatse


Jeff Balances A Car On His Head


Jeff Burns Chick Tracts


Jeff hits BEN with giant Fists Of Graft (tm)


Jeff's Beer Belly (or should I say, blood belly)


Jeff's Daiperfur Fetish


Jeff Spontenaously Floats Away


Jeff Watches Helplessley As BEN Degenerates Into A Mess Of Garbled Polygons


Jeff Forgets To Pay His Cable Bill


Jeff The Killer Freezes Into A Jeff-Sicle


Jeff Legally Changes His Name To Maximillian Danger


Jeff Stuffs Grapes Up His Nostrils


Jeff Gets A Pompadour


Curse Of The Were-Jeff


Jeff Humps Slenderman's Leg


Jeff Gets Plastic Surgery


Jeff Houses A Family Of Voles In His Hair


Jeff At The Sauna


Jeff Gets Shipwrecked


Jeff vs. Rule 34


Jeff Falls Down The Stairs


Jeff Founds A Wiki