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Latest revision as of 07:00, 9 April 2024
Okay so first some backstory, I have a superpower. I can tell anyone's height by looking at them for 3 seconds, any less and I just get it in meters.
it was about 2 am on a Wednesday. I heard a knock on the door. its Paul Rudd. now a bit of backstory I live in a rural area just outside of Juneau. so this was odd.
I look at him and he was about 5'9".
he said can I use your phone, I said yes.
he walks in, turns around and pulls out a gun. what he said next will follow me for the rest of my life.
"Where's the vault kid, I know you have one, I need cash to fuel my crippling drug addiction."
now a bit of backstory, I work as a bank manager, so how did he know I had a vault? anyways I take him to the vault and he says, "where's the gold?" and a bit of backstory, I have a lot of gold, I don't know how he knew this but anyways.
he took the gold and left the house saying he will follow me for the rest of my life.
now a bit of backstory. this man was 5'9" while Paul Rudd is 5'10"... WHO WAS IN MY HOUSE????!!
Credited to bigboibob2
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