Jeff Spinoffs Ahoy!
The sixth part of the "Jeff Spinoffs" saga. Part one. Part two. Part three. Part four. Part Five.
As before, here are the rules: No Jane stuff. No Jeff vs./meets (trollpasta character here). No "gay" jokes. No all-caps entries. Nothing that's been used in previous installments. And above all, make them funny!
Jeff Goes Vegan
Jeff vs. Foot Fungus
Jeff Takes An Arrow To The Freakin' Head
Jeff Listens To A Conch Shell (it says "KILL EVERYONE")
Jeff Gets Boiled In Oil
Jeff Misses Soft Toilet Paper
Jeff Runs A Marathon
Jeff Catches The Gingerbread Man
Jeff Chips One Of His Incisors
Jeff Gets Food Poisoning
Jeff Plays Hotdog Storm (yes, that really is the name of a video game. Stop giggling!)
Jeff Gets Asthma
Jeff Craps In A Bucket
Jeff Uses The Naughty Hungarian Phrasebook
Jeff Uses A Loom (HI BEN! I'M WEAVING ON A LOOM!)
Jeff Pricks His Finger On A Spinning Wheel And Sleeps For A Hundred Years
Jeff Frenches Smiledog
Jeff Buries Himself Alive
Jeff Becomes A Proffessional Wrestler