Jeff The Killer Spinoffs That Will Never Happen

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NOTE: This all began with a joke by Furbearingbrick in chat, "What if Jeff The Killer were drawn by Bob Liefeld?" Other users came up with thier own ideas for disastrous Jeff spinoffs/interpretations, and it never stopped really. What follows are the more amusing ones. Now has two sequels.


Jeff Gets Diabeetus.

Jeff Grows a Walrus Moustache because of it.

He keeps having to inject insulin while stalking people.


Jeff and Jane's Sexy Fun Times


Jeff and Cleric's Massive Orgy


Jeff The Killer get's a sex change/Becomes Lesbian.


Jeff The Killer Visits The Gynecologist


Jeff The Killer Clones Himself. "My own clone!" "Now neither of us will be virgins!"


Jeff the Killer uses Hyper-Realistic Descriptor

It was super effective


Jeff The Killer Gets Banned From The Wiki And Gets Butthurt


Jeff The Killer Gives Blood...HIS VICTIMS'



Jeff The Killer Gets An Anal Probe

Jeff the Killer>"Okay! That does it! Now LISTEN! Why is it that everything today has involved things going in, or coming out of, my ass!"


Michael Bay's Jeff The Killer


Jeff The Killer meets Mecha-Hitler.


Jeff The Killer Gets Manboobs

... And squeezes them.


Jeff Discovers That He Has Chalimyda


Jeff Wears A Green Hoodie Because His White One Is At The Cleaners


Jeff Writes A Children's Show (It doesn't End Well)


Jeff Gets His Wisdom Teeth Pulled


Jeff Discovers Puberty


Jeff Experiments with Smiledog


Jeff Files His Tax Returns


Jeff Shits Bricks

Brick Shits Jeff (aww man, what did I eat last night?!)


Jeff Eats His Fangirls


Jeff Becomes A Superhero


Jeff EXTREEEEEEEEME


Jeff The Ninja Turtle


Jeff Takes Steroids (Wait, that one actually exists. Nevermind.)


Jeff Types With Boxing Gloves On


Jeff: 20,000 BC


Jeff Licks A Frozen Doorknob


Jeff Is Actually A Snatcher (YOU LOOKED! JUNKER!)


Jeff Takes Bath Salts; Doesn't Change a Bit.


Johnson And Jeff Gangbang Smile Dog


Jeff meets Happy Wheels


Jeff Goes To Hell; Gets Kicked Out


Jeff vs The Heartbreak Of Psoriasis


Jeff Vs. Headcrabs


Wolfenmaus & Furbearingbrick Make Fun of Jeff

"Rated Five Stars by Slendy Weekly!"

GO. TO. OOK.

Jeff Is Forced To Wash His Hair


Jeff's Clothes Are Stolen By The Rake While He Bathes In The River



Jeff Switches Brains With A Gorilla


Jeff and The Tragedy Of Underage Drinking


Jeff Finally Starts To Hallucinate From His Extensive Sleep Deprivation


Jeff Trips Balls


Jeff Drinks An Entire Jug Of Moonshine And Passes Out, Awakens To Find Slendy Has Sharpied Rude Drawings On His Face


Jeff Doesn't Love Your Shitty OC, Get Over It


Jeff Inhales Smiledog, Slendy Shrinks To Microscopic Size To Retrieve Him


Jeff Purchases An iPhone 5


Jeff Faps To Pictures Of Dead Rabbits


Jeff Drops The Soap


Jeff Trips On A Roller Skate, Gets A Concussion


Jeff Becomes Morbidly Obese


Jeff, Slendy, Heron, Zalgo and Patrixxx Play Mahjonng


"Jeff Becomes A Hyper-Intelligent Scholar, Solves World Hunger and Propels Mankind to the great beyond. Then he eats babies like candy and Slaughters Mankind because why the fuck not?"


Jeff Ate A Baby!

Baby! It's what's for dinner!

Baby! The other, other white meat!


Jeff Becomes A Legomaniac


Jeff Vs The Screaming Shits


Jeff Gets The Flu

Seriously, what WOULD happen if Jeff got the flu? Would he be too sick to stalk people, or would he intentionally spread it to his victims instead of killing them?


Jeff vs Hayfever


Jeff Smells So Bad He Can Stun A Yak At 100 Yards


Jeff The Killer's Rampaging Gayness


Jeff The Killer Pees On Heron's Nest, Gets His Eyes Pecked Out


Jeff Thinks He Has A Week To Live, Suddenly Becomes Nicer To Slendy


Attack Of The 50-Foot Jeff


Jeff The Killer Does Your Mum


Jeff The Eats Too Much Halloween Candy


Jeff Gets Preganant


Jeff Has Sex With His Brother's Corpse (nevermind, I've actually found fanart of that. EEEEeeeeEEEwwww...)


Jeff's First Pube


Jeff Grows A Beard

Jeff's Beard Hops Off His Face And Goes On A Maniacal Rape-Fest


Jeff Drinks Bleach And Dies


Jeff Is Forced To Work For A Living


Jeff Turns Himself Inside Out


Jeff Bakes Cookies...OF DEATH!!


Jeff Gets The Infinity Gauntlet


Jeff Vs. Godzilla


Jeff Turns Into A Tree


Jeff Turns Dolan Into Duck a 'lorange


Jeff's Prom Date From Hell


Jeff Attempts To Learn To Drive


Jeff Paints The Spare Room


Jeff Begs For Change


Jeff Realizes He's Too Young To Vote


Jeff OD's


Jeff Sets Up A Wile E. Coyote Style Trap To Catch A Sleepwalker, Which Backfires In A Predictable Yet Hilarious Manner


Jeff Steps On A Lego


Jeff Chokes On A Baby's Femur


Jeff Overeats On Thanksgiving


Jeff vs....HIMSELF?!


Jeff Becomes A Yellow Lantern


Jeff The Condom. Wait wat.


Jeff Gets Athlete's Foot


Jeff Moons Everybody


Jeff Grows A Second Head (not that kind, get your mind out of the gutter)


Jeff Reproduces By Budding


Jeff Eats a Sack of Bagels.


Jeff Requires More Vespene Gas


Jeff the Killer Waits Patiently For Minecraft To Open and Fully Load.


Jeff The Killer Gets Caught In A Sandstorm; Immediately Regrets Having Burned Off His Eyelids


Jeff Gets Visited by a Genie and Wishes To Be a Real Woman.


Jeff Becomes a Creepypasta Wiki Admin and Bans Everyone.


Jeff Stabs Pedobear In The Eye


Jeff Takes Viagra

It makes his knife grow bigger :P

His knife sure is sharp

It can penetrate anything ;o


Jeff the Puppy Molester


Jeff Drinks Bongwater


Jeff's Jock Itch Adventure


Jeff-Bot


Jeff Drinks His Own Body Fluids


And, last but not least, Jeff dies laughing looking at all these stupid ideas.