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Latest revision as of 21:47, 19 October 2022
I got spooked because of this and I want the world to know.
Yesterday, I received an envelope that said "Time Sensitive - Open Now."
That scared me because I didn't know how much time I had left. But anyway, I opened the envelope.
"You have been pre-approved for 0% financing on a new Toyota RAV4!"
Well, dang... Thanks for telling me after I just spent $77,450.31 on a Toyota RAV5.
But then I realized something: TOYOTA DOESN'T MAKE A RAV5.
So then what did I buy?
I went outside to my car and ripped off the Toyota logo. To my horror, underneath the logo it said: "Coronavirus Car Model 2020."
AHHHHH! My car is the outbreak source of COVID-19!!!!!!!!
Credited to Popular_NoSleep_Redo
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