Oh No! More Jeff Spinoffs

The fifth part of the "Jeff Spinoffs" saga. Part one. Part two. Part three. Part four.

As before, here are the rules: No Jane stuff. No Jeff vs./meets (trollpasta character here). No "gay" jokes. No all-caps entries. Nothing that's been used in previous installments. And above all, make them funny!

 

Jeff Plays Baseball

Jeff Steals Fizzy Lifting Drinks

Jeff vs. Grapefruit (it always squirts in his eye when he tries to eat it)

Jeff Rides A Pterosaur

Jeff's Laser Eyes!!!

Jeff Gets Peelz

Jeff Was The Walrus

Jeff Swallows His Chewing Gum

3 Jeff Moon

Jeff Is Tirstee! You Got Anything To Drinkee?

Jeff Sumberges Himself In Butterscotch Pudding

Jeff Steals The Crown Jewels

Jeff faces death by BOONGA-BOONGA!!!

Jeff Finds The One Light On The Christmas Tree That Makes All The Others Go Out

Jeff Shovels His Walk

Jeff Gets Buried In Snow

Jeff Eats Sweet & Sour Shrimp

Jeff Smokes Pot With Jesus And Vinshu

Jeff's Second Childhood

Jeff Is Sprayed By A Skunk

Jeff Bangs His Belly Like A Drum

Jeff Wins A Year's Supply Of Potato Chips

Jeff Grows To The Size Of The Chrysler Building

Jeff Tries To Attract A Mate

Jeff Pupates

Jeff The Killer Screams Like A Little Girl

Jeff Tries To Find Out How Many Licks It Takes To Get To The Tootise Roll Center Of A Tootsie Pop

Jeff is Stuck On Band Aid Brand, Cuz Germs Don't Stick On Him

Jeff Is Frozen In Carbonite

Jeff vs. Leprechauns

Jeff Drags His Lacerated Body To The Hospital After Accusing Heron Of Being Gay

Jeff Bellydances

Jeff Trains A Magikarp

Jeff Cuts His Tongue and Eats A Potato Chip

Jeff Absorbs Twice His Weight In Acid

Jef Gets Freeze-Dried

Jeff On Stilts

Jeff Dresses As Slenderman For Halloween and Slendy Dresses As Jeff

Jeff The Human Cannonball

Jeff Opens A Store in Miami Dedicated To Knock-off Disney Products