Rhapsody: Difference between revisions
m (Text replacement - "Category:Shok ending" to "Category:WHAT A TWIST!") |
Thermometer (talk | contribs) mNo edit summary |
||
| (4 intermediate revisions by one other user not shown) | |||
| Line 1: | Line 1: | ||
I had a teapot where I hid all this money and one day I went to make some tea but forgot the money was in there so after I drank the tea I started tripping and deduced that the money must have been laced with LSD as part of a bank conspiracy and jumped out the window because of the dancing crocodile policeman who was staring next to me but my window was actually the tea so I drowned and broke the teacup or at least I thought I did until a real policeman resuscitated me and pulled the shards of ceramic material out of my forehead several hours later but he had a crocodile head, did a twirl-dance, turned around, extended a hand in a way that said |
I had a teapot where I hid all this money and one day I went to make some tea but forgot the money was in there so after I drank the tea I started tripping and deduced that the money must have been laced with LSD as part of a bank conspiracy and jumped out the window because of the dancing crocodile policeman who was staring next to me but my window was actually the tea so I drowned and broke the teacup or at least I thought I did until a real policeman resuscitated me and pulled the shards of ceramic material out of my forehead several hours later but he had a crocodile head, did a twirl-dance, turned around, extended a hand in a way that said "May I have this dance?" but what he actually asked was "WOULD YOU LIKE A DOLLAR?!" because I then realized he had a dollar in that hand and then he grinned. |
||
| ⚫ | |||
[[Category:One sentence]] |
[[Category:One sentence]] |
||
[[Category:WHAT A TWIST!]] |
[[Category:WHAT A TWIST!]] |
||
[[Category:Animulz]] |
[[Category:Animulz]] |
||
[[Category:Wall of Text]] |
[[Category:Wall of Text]] |
||
[[Category:Shortpasta]] |
|||
{{Comments}} |
|||
| ⚫ | |||
<comments /> |
|||
Latest revision as of 18:31, 3 July 2023
I had a teapot where I hid all this money and one day I went to make some tea but forgot the money was in there so after I drank the tea I started tripping and deduced that the money must have been laced with LSD as part of a bank conspiracy and jumped out the window because of the dancing crocodile policeman who was staring next to me but my window was actually the tea so I drowned and broke the teacup or at least I thought I did until a real policeman resuscitated me and pulled the shards of ceramic material out of my forehead several hours later but he had a crocodile head, did a twirl-dance, turned around, extended a hand in a way that said "May I have this dance?" but what he actually asked was "WOULD YOU LIKE A DOLLAR?!" because I then realized he had a dollar in that hand and then he grinned.
| Comments • 2 |
Loading comments...
|
