How I Became a Trollpasta (HYPERREALISTIC EDITION!!!!): Difference between revisions

I ran upstairs to grieve and lament. I couldn’t believe it, I thought these “memepeople”"memepeople” are nice, guess I was wrong. I threw myself on my uncomfortable wooden bed and bawl as loud as I could to make these fuckers get filled with remorse and shame for what they have done.  As I was crying, Russian Leuitenant opened the door gently, I was the angriest at him. I got up and told him wrathfully: “What"What the fuck are you doing here?!”. “We"We are so sorry, Leah.” He replied as he was caressing my face. I shoved his arm away from my face and responded: “But"But you guys killed my boyfriend who is soon to be my husbando like Straizo.”. He then became very persistent with his apology and said with large edgy eyes: “Please"Please Leah, we are so sorry, we did this, because he was an assaholic gay who made a huge mistake.”

I noticed that Mr. SlendyShaqy appeared right in between us and he yelled irritatedly: “GET"GET OUT OF MY DINING ROOM!”. I then got so angry at Russian Leutinant that I transformed into my mspainted form and I teleported us into a grass field abroad. He said: “OK"OK I’m in.” I used my staff of memes to throw an energy ball at him but he dodged it. I tackled him and he stabbed me with two butterfly knifes right in my VIRGINIA (from Dragonzball PeePee). We both duked it out until he gave up, I beat him to a pulp and I was overly proud of myself about it. I was thinking about killing him but he was bleeding from the forehead and he was pleading for me to stop.

Wait, this is all too familiar, I remember now. This reminded me about the time mommy beat the shit out of me up. I can never get over that trauma, and I understand how he felt so I stopped and helped him up. I remembered that I had healing powers with my [CRAZY DIAMONDO], I gave him all the energy I had left and I healed him, I was about to faint, for real this time. As I was about to faint I could feel Jackass’s firm hands holding me and teleporting me to my pigsty of a bedroom, and I could vaguely discern Slendy slamming the door down, growing his tendrils and wrapped one around Eyeless Jack’s abdomen. All I could hear was SlendShaq’s staticky voice saying: “IS"IS SHE OK!?!?!??1/1?1!?”  and then I fainted.

The next day, I woke up to see Russian Leutinant named "Ivan Petrovich" on the foot of my bed saying: “Wake"Wake up. Eat your food and go see SlenderShaq” In an irritated voice. I got up, stretched, rubbed my eyes and teleported to the dining area to eat my food. After eating my food, I teleported to Slenderoo (from Australia)’s office and what I found scarred me for life. I found SlenderShaq standing beside a Zoomer who is hanging on the wall. Her limbs were chained to the wall, who was bleeding and she was naked like the day she was born. What really horrified me was that she had numerous scars on her face and she looked like she had a facial deformity which made her permanently smile.

SlenderShaq requested me to kiss her ass. I absolutely refused, he became persistent with his requests and that PISSED ME OFF. I transformed into my mspainted self, the girl looked frightened despite her permanent smile and SlenderShaq looked terrified despite him having goofy smile on his face. I threw an energy ball at him but despite all my efforts, he dodged it by teleporting. He teleported behind me and said: “Fine"Fine we can let her go.” I was contented, even the worst of monsters have mercy.

Later, I went to the living room to see Jackass and Sir PATRIXXX duke it out, SlendaSha stopped them, as he stopped them there was a heavy knock on the rusty two-century-old door. “Who"Who could that be?” I asked. SlenderShaqboi said: “I’ll"I’ll check.” SlenzerZhaq opened the door and saw a beautiful small boy with sky blue hair crying say: “Please"Please can I stay here for one day please.” He introduced herself as Hope.

I was empathetic for this boy, then I noticed Sanic. Sanic had a hyper-realistic bloodlust look in his eyes and then I whispered to him: “For"For the love of God, don’t kiss his ass at him.” SlenderShaqdude nodded in agreement and gave him a tissue. Playtime Girl was cheerful and asked him: “LETS"LETS PLAY”, but I heard Sanic mutter out loud “That"That Pinkgay gonna die”.

Playtime Girl and PATRIXXX walked upstairs to play house or something, I didn’t know he was guy until Sanic mentioned it so I declared: “Are"Are we going to kill that gay or what?”. They all said kill in slow and repetitive pace just like zombies.

A few moments later, we were planning on how to kill that gay son of a bitch, our planning was interrupted by Hope annoyingly greeting us: “HEY"HEY GUYYYYYS”. We didn’t wanna be douches and tell him to go fuck himself so we said: “Hi"Hi hope!” he then said: “Oh"Oh like you’re doing right now?” No one replied to that question so we ignored it. He then brushed it off and said: “So…"So… what are you guys doing?” I then didn’t know how to reply to him: “Uhhhhh…"Uhhhhh… we are…” then Sanic said: “PLAYING"PLAYING GAMES!”. He then abruptly left with saying bye, like, 9 times.

The next day, Hope and I are talking even though N&A Production's m̷͊̆̾͂͛̎́ͦ̾̉ͮͦ̐͑̚҉̸̰͙̘̗͓̩̫̦̰́ơ̢̰̗͖̥̣̺͉̯̯̜̟̮̱̇̿͛ͧ̋̔̎͌̇͗̓̃̈ͤ̾͘͠ͅm̷̢̼̜͚͕̻͍͎̣̩ͫ̇̈̈́̂̽̉̃̑ͮ͂͋ͫ̒͗̓ͥ̇̚͘͟͠m̨̳̩̘͙͙͔̠͇̻̗̯͕̪͎̃ͨ̑̍̿̾͝y̴̡̼̞͈̜̥͚͍ͬ̌͑͗̂͢͟ told me not to talk to demons like the assaholic gay people, but he was actually really nice despite his sexuality. I changed my mind on killing him, but our lovely conversation ended and he decided to talk to SlenderShaqizino. He walked downstairs with me, and I noticed the crew circulated the corpse of a little Triangle Boi and said: “food”"food” repeatedly. Hope witnessed it and I could tell he was traumatized, he screamed for my name and I ran as fast as I could.

Hope then said frightenedly: “LET’S"LET’S GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE THEY KILL US”. I didn’t know what to say, I told him this which scared him: “They"They are just going to kill you, not me.” With a cringy smile on my face. He then said nervously: “no"no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no”. The last words he heard was me saying: “I’m"I’m sorry, Hope.” As Jackass jumped on him decapitating him in the worst possible way.

The Pringles Guy from PilotRedSun then said: “Are"Are you guys hungry?” they all said yes. I said: “same”"same”. After eating, Slendergay congratulated me by saying: “Good"Good job, child. I’m going to go somewhere.” Playtime Girl was going to go play and I was staring at Ivan Petrovich’s menacing eyes on his face. He noticed me and said in concern: “What"What are you looking at?” I replied obnoxiously: “Teme"Teme...” He then said while blushing: “WELL"WELL STOP THEN BLYAT” I said: “Fine”"Fine”. Everyone left.

The next day, I woke up to Sir Patrixxx slamming with two nokia phones that is playing with the arabic tune into each other as he obnoxiously yell: “Wake"Wake up, Wake up, Wake up, Wake up, Wake up, Wake up” with his menacingly face. I then said annoyed: “OK"OK FUCKING OK” he then said: “Good…"Good… the food is on the dining table”. A few minutes later, I teleported to school and saw Gabi and Jon but not Jackass. I greeted them: “Hey"Hey guys!”. They all greeted me back as the bell rang. At class, we had a new classmate, he introduced himself as Joe Mama, he was actually really edgy. The teacher told him to take a seat and the teacher requested us to draw people, truck cat or doges. After class, my friends and I we’re sitting on the roof conversing, Ming Lao asked John if he did YouTube but he said he didn’t. The bell rang and I screamed: “LUNCH"LUNCH TIME!” Joe Mama adds: “I"I forgot to bring mine” I gave my lunch to him because I wanted to be nice to so he can get in my panties. He thanked me, and that turned me on. After all the classes, we all said bye to each other and I went back home, what I saw traumatized me for good reason to.