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Then the lights turn on and what I saw scarred me for life. There was a humongous, enormous, pile of poo on the ground. The stench was horrifying. One of the peoples curiosity got to them, the guy reached his hand out and was about to touch the poo. I shouted out "NO DONT DO THAT YOU IDIOT!" but it was to late. He was inches away from touching the poop, he touched it and everything seemed normal for a few seconds, then the poo stain that was on his finger starting to bark at him then it started to grow and was soon covering his whole arm. The guy screamed on the top of his lungs but the poop was to big and was spreading to fast. It covered his entire body and turned him into poop. All what was left was a poo sculpture of his body, we all fainted at the sight of it. When we woke up we decided to think of a plan to get that ratchet, no good pile of poop out of my house! We decided to grab shovels out of my garage and took huge scoops of the poo and tried to get it out. Hours later we got the job done, we walked in the house and then spotted 4 more piles of poo, the 3 others that were with me died instantly. Then I heard a noise behind me, I turned and what I saw scared the living poop out of me. It was the AnonyMoose killer!! He was about 7feet tall, wore a black suit, and had a ugly, ratchet masked on. He then grabbed me by my neck and strangled me until I passed out. When I woke up I was tied to a chair. The AnonyMoose was just staring at me with cold, dark eyes. I screamed and shouted for help! Nothing came and I was just seconds away from a gruesome death. I wished I had my gunga with me I said to myself. Then at that point I realized I never had a dog, then the AnonyMoose killer took his mask off and he was actually a GungaMoose. He turned my chair to the tv and turned it on. It was the Super Bowl. I looked up at the score and what I saw killed me instantly. The bears were losing 49-10. The end.

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