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[[File:Untitled55.png|thumb|250px|What the VHS tape looked like before it was destroyed ]]
My dad used to be an intern at PBS KIDS but was fired because they were trying hide an episode.Back when I was normal, I was just looking through my computer.Before long I found a news article about four teenagers sufficing garbage holders when they found the VHS tape.After they had watched, It was reported that two of the teenagers killed themselves, 1 has gone missing, and the other refuses to talk about it and he refuses To show the VHS tape.Genuine curiosity got the better of me and I promptly decided to go track down the man.So I did and I was on his doorstep knocking on the door.The man cautiously opened the door, and his wry face looked pale.I next interrogated him about the lost episode, and he got mad saying that this not safe for any responsible human to watch.Then he then slammed the door.For 45 breathless minutes I stood there in profound confusion trying to get a hold of what happened.He then slowly opened the door nervously holding the VHS tape.He furthermore said if you genuinely want to watch it,I guess I
Bizarrely It had the title written in sharpie
Before it started I recognized the title of the episode of the words that appear and it said Sesame Street 666
He had his eyes closed for 30 seconds they remained shut. Next Elmo uncovered his eyes revealing two bloodshot eyes.The screen then cut to a black screen for a few seconds and in the next frame a flashback scene played.It was in poor quality and there was a tad bit of static playing.It looked like a more junior version of Elmo.Additionally I could see what looked like a mom and dad.Then I instantly heard the words
Cookie Monster appears and says COOKIE!He goes in the building and then out of nowhere the lights shut off.Cookie monster said COOKIE.Elmo then said HAVE YOUR COOKIES IN HELL FATASS!I could not believe Elmo would fat shame someone I was shocked.I believed Elmo was a nice dude.Elmo subsequently kills Cookie Monster to death by separating his head from his body, [[File:Loldookiewww.png|thumb|Screenshot|left]] and Cookie Monster led our a blood gushing scream almost like they killed the actor for this scene.Elmo then started acting weird almost if he was on drugs.Then big bird found Elmo and asked if he wanted to play.Elmo next said NO I DO NOT HAVE TIME TO PLAY
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He subsequently started to scream when Elmo pulled out a knife and a gun.I started crying uncontrollably when I saw the blood.Elmo, furthermore, said Time to die Bitch bird...He then stabbed and shot big bird to death.Then Kermit the Frog saw all the hyperrealistic blood and said oh shit I am going to die :( .Then elmo said to Kermit get your bitch ass over here. he tired running away and told Elmo you never get me Only I can annihilate me.He ends up jumps off this brick building while doing a t-pose. I cried because he was one of my favorite characters.After he had landed, hyperrealistic blood went everywhere.Elmo said it's time to eliminate the others in demonic voice and then there was static for 34.24 seconds.Then It saw Elmo walking to where the other characters where then I decided this is enough And I took the VHS TAPE out.I even burned the VHS TAPE and I smashed it over and over again with a hammer and I was glad that was over.The clouds where gone and I incorrectly thought it was absolutely over.Boy was I wrong.Right as I was about to merely open the door to my room it suddenly looked. Suddenly I heard thunder outside, and it was raining heavily again then I heard demonic laughter.Then I saw that the VHS tape back it the player and the show kept going on again.Elmo looked and said THERE IS NO Escape. I was now very frightened!Was I made to watch the terrible stuff?Did my whole life lead up to this just to watch this sick crap?I then tired to unplug the tv and the VHS player but that did not work.Elmo said to me This is your destiny there is NO ESCAPE.I once more took the VHS tape and put it in the oven melting it and then I poured it in a bowl and threw it outside.Then to my dismay I found the same VHS player on the table and now it received the words on the back
I snatched it and ran and fast as I could for 5 minutes then I found a random spot to bury it and I impaled it with the shovel and covered it in dirt and ran back home.To my horror it was on the table once again and this time it said a
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I screamed I started to cry again due to seeing all the blood and guts everywhere.This was to much for me to handle I could not take it anymore I am suffering and
She was dreadfully shocked but before she could say something Elmo executes her with the gun. When Elmo said this.I AM TIRED OF THIS NO MORE I FUCKING NUKING THIS TOWN He started screaming a hyperrealistic voice.He would press a button that sent a nuke that looked realistic almost as if they nuked for real sending the poor city back to the caveman era.A blood and guts started to rain Elmo was the last remaining person.The quality got poor and it was staticky for 30 seconds it remained .It was very spooky and made me cry because what was left for Elmo to do
Once I was pulled in Elmo was gone And I could see the ashes of the former city.I began to look around then suddenly elmo Appeared out thin dust and began to chase me.He laughed a demonic laugh .Please, Elmo do not kill me!He said You will die this is your faith kid.Then after running I am cornered and Then Elmo said nowhere left to run.He then began choking me.After a while I was able to get my hand to grab a brick and flung it at his head it temporarily stunned him giving time to pray to Shrek.Then after 20 seconds elmo regained consciousness and said nice trying of delaying your death buts
Then the remaining clones try do do a final assault at Shrek but then shrek did his Ogre rawr this went on for 10 seconds.Elmo said we still defeat you, surrender and enable me to kill you.Shrek
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I ran to shrek …He was bleeding and was groaning in pain.No shrek please
I did a secret phone call without him noticing.Then I pulled out a sniper rifle and shot Elmo in the chest he absorbed laughing you
== Part 2:The revenge of the tortured ==
This was about 1 year later after the part 1
I was sitting on my couch, still not over what happened.Then I heard a knock on the door.It was the mailman he had no face and he gave me a letter and then went away.Huh?I wonder what this is.It was a
I was just flabbergasted reading this but I knew what had to be down I need to release the world of this wicked demon.I required to properly prepare for the forthcoming events that was going to unfold.I grabbed a shotgun, a pistol, an M16, water and food, a flash light, a lighter, a knife and ammo.I walked out my house looking at it one last time before undertaking my quest.On the letter It said to go to the graveyards center which I do and observe the entrance.I go in and start walking cautiously towards the center.Me being the dumbass I am, I end up getting lost and now was in the forest part of the graveyard.I saw a sign after walking a little longer that said
Afta i finished da weed i went on wit' my fuckin' mission.As i looked 'round i saw a ritual dat was goin' on.They were all da side characta puppets n' humans.They had hyperrealistic blood on 'em n' red bloodshot eyes n' they were chattin'
I saw a crazy woman laughing hyperrealistly .The woman started forcibly pulling off her hair then she ripped her eyeballs out.I was vomited. She started to rip her skin off eating it then ripping of the muscle and. Then she started forcibly taking apart her bones until she a dead body mush.Then the devil appears behind me, and I looked at him he laughed demon icky and hyperrealistic screams was heard.Then I saw a struggling family get brutally killed with impunity as the were in this complex machine that went so fast it ripped of their skin slowly.I saw hyperrealistic blood fly everywhere as the family cried and went in for on last hug before they died from the blood loss.I vomited enough to feed a army.
The devil said something to me in a language I do not understand.he said Рука тьмы бросает на тебя свою тень, навеки ходи по миру в моем вероучении, и делай, как я, ты станешь непобедимым, как и должно, прокляни мир света и задохнись в моей укрывающей черноте, твой мир принадлежит тебе, но мой контроль абсолютен, прокляни тех, кто рядом с тобой, и присоединись к моим силам, и приведи темные века.I was confused, and I begged for my life.Then I rapidly translated it to English.You copied sonic.exe you are a bitch ass devil.Pussyass devil
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I asked the devil why you want him dead.The devil said at demonic party hangout elmo will not stop referencing dead memes like Among us and he keeps genuinely trying to present sonic adult graphic comics.In one case while he was looking fiercely a comic that was sonic and Amy doing 18+ adult things and he well…He then whispered to me in my ear what Elmo did.Ew what the fuck is wrong with him IN THE DIPPING SAUCE?!That motherfucker is unpleasant!Wait how did you identify the exact sonic characters he...Well, you know what!After he did what he did, he ran away and the title gave it away.Dang, that sucks I will kill the nasty motherfucker.The devil waved goodbye to me and I went on with my humanitarian mission.After a while of walking I ended up in Sesame Street again and I inadvertently found a humble cabin that was not there before.I entered it, and I was a gruesome sight it was cookies monsters dead body and his head was removed.I saw a note and what it stated made me sick.Look This shit is fucked up and very disgusting.What the hell is
I snitched cookies monsters head back on and shocked him.He then woke up and started screaming hysterically.I quieted him down and told him the bad news Cookie Monster started getting angry.He found out that Elmo ate all his cookies and he was fucking furious!HE MY COOKIE HE MUST DIE!!!I told Cookie Monster to calm down and said
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I then came up with a plan.It would involve persuading him to follow us then, Then he would be executed.Me and Cookie Monster start walking outside, the air was cold and the clouds were dark.Then from the sky spawned Elmo floating and 2 clones.Cookie monster jumped and grabbed the clones, and body slammed them killing them but killing him the process.He avenged his cookies I suppose?Him but now you Elmo this fight is between us.I pulled out my rifle and started shouting at him only wounding him.GaRHH Elmo said letting out a flame out of his mouth ostensibly aiming the burning flames at me.I managed to bypass them by running very fast.Then he tried to fly and punch me, but I moved out of the way and he hit his body on a wall stunning him.I then shot at him 4 times before he began to fly again.He started going lighting fast using as a distinct advantage to get hits on me he then flew into my head temporarily stunning me.I knew damned I had to slow him down otherwise I would promptly lose.Then I correctly saw it on his exposed feet was his wings which do not make him fly but good really fast.I had to ruin his unique ability to fly fast or else I would undoubtedly lose!I start aiming my rifle at him pause for the suitable moment to shot.Then after he had missed, I was able to shot of his speed boost.He screamed hysterically in emotional pain and then he produces a ultra omega hyperrealistic demonic scream, and the world starts shaking.The area we are at melted and there was one platform surrounded by boiling lava.I was out of ammo, so I tossed my firearms into the lava.I pulled out my knife and cross stabbed him on his side chest.He Roared and knocked it into the lava getting rid my weapon but hurting himself in the process.
At that time he did a surprise head-but into me promptly knocking me off my feet and moving us towards the edge of the platform.Elmo demonically laughed It is over for you, time for you to die!I thought it was all over…Then this happened.I seemed to be stuck in time unable to move but was aware of my proper surroundings.At that time It Shrek instantly appeared.Shrek!I said in overwhelming joy you're alive.Shrek said
And it became sunny.This forever changes my philosophical viewpoint on the modern world.On that occasion I went to hell again to tell them Elmo was killed.Everyone started cheering, and a party was arranged for me for mercilessly killing That miserable bastard Elmo.Me and satan grabbed a beer bottle, and we both drank our beer, we drunk enough to not get drunk.I merely asked satan were Elmo goes to after he died.He told be his soul was erased from existence from hell hell after they found all these sonic 18+ comic of Sonic, Amy and Sally having a-uhh I Tell you when you are more elderly or you can put two and two together.He said there was 20 other of the comics of the 18+ sonic comics and they will be burnt fiercely to get rid of anything that prompts people of Elmo.Satan and I subsequently had one final beer to enthusiastically celebrate the death of Elmo and the world being stablized.Then a skeleton popped
Also if you ever find a Elmo vhs tape destroy it right away I do not want the things that happened to me to happen to you.However…you know of the events…you knew the risks of reading this…Your next…
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