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Hi my name is Jordan and this is my friend RagingVenom45, we are both 21 years old and we played a very spooky and scary game called Sonic.KFC,
I was playing Sonic 069 until I saw a mail from my friend 69Fan69, and he said:
{{email|Quick, puke on this game and get rid of it, do it quick, before
-Yours truly, 69Fan69}}
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The game was called Sonic.KFC, we were big fans of Sonic KFC Adventures, so we thought that it was a prequel.
We inserted the disc on the computer and the game popped up, it was Sonic KFC Adventures, the game that we loved! But, this time, there was a part where it came quick where there was black sky, red water, and sonic was covered by the KFC Man, and it
There were three characters, your pal Chicken Sandwich, your friend Cooked KFC, and weirdly there was the Bed KFC Man, how can you play as the Bed KFC Man in a Sonic game? So I chose the Chicken Sandwich and there was a creepy sound that was from a chicken saying (I want your balls) in chicken language! The First level was usually
I approached him and he slowly moved his penis to my side! And he opened his eyes and said:
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Do you wanna have sex with me?
After that you spawn on a place full of shit and dicks cutten off, it was coming out pink gas. Chicken Sandwich was with a depressed face and it born a boner. He kept walking for 69 minutes until he found The KFC Man, he was coming after him! He
Cooked KFC
It was our chance.
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