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  • ...ted from the house. Standing on the doorstep with not a penny to his name, Zeus had only one request to make. "Dudes can I have some ketchup?" ...
    34 KB (6,498 words) - 00:14, 6 July 2022
  • ...d his old friend; Zeus The Guitar Lord. Yes, ole Squidy had finally gotten Zeus the guitar that he longed for ever since 2009 to be precise when he was arr ...for Salieri back in the old days. Back when the world was new, and before Zeus hurled his thunderbolt if you know what I mean. "Right off you pop." Stein ...
    18 KB (3,373 words) - 01:18, 10 December 2023
  • ...robes, and, somehow, I flew! I flew to the portal, and summoned, somehow, Zeus' lightning bolts. It shocked EVIL PATRIXXX, but he called his three minions ...
    9 KB (1,628 words) - 14:09, 17 June 2021
  • ...to the gods of old, for I am Kronos, King of the Titans and my foolish son Zeus, along with his pesky family must all be destroyed. Olympus shall be mine a ...
    2 KB (358 words) - 19:59, 22 August 2023
  • ...eld and CUR2. DEAD had a Katana with a Leather Shield and FAST. HELP had a Zeus Hammer with a Protect Ring and HEL3. EVIL had a Catclaw with another Protec ...
    5 KB (1,001 words) - 19:26, 25 June 2022
  • ...rometheus, a god who stole fire and gave it to man and his punishment from Zeus was to be a living statue that an eagle would come by and eat his liver eve ...
    15 KB (2,955 words) - 08:32, 30 August 2023
  • ...just about teaching kids to read, right? All of a sudden uncle Jesus (Hay-zeus) came in with his nostrils flaring. "VAMANOS!" He screamed. Evidently the j ...
    13 KB (2,350 words) - 07:06, 30 August 2023
  • Old man Jenkins had tied me up to a firecracker! A cyclops-sized Zeus Florescent Artillery Shell! I'd have turned around and stared 'em down, but ...
    5 KB (901 words) - 08:34, 30 August 2023
  • ...t short-circuited and now I had no way of watching the tape so I prayed to Zeus really hard and wouldn't you know it a lightning bolt struck my house and s ...
    11 KB (2,108 words) - 10:23, 30 August 2023
  • ...there a car muhammad? a car buddha? car hinduism? are there gods like car zeus and whatnot? also, if christianity exists, that means the Car Roman Empire ...
    2 KB (405 words) - 23:01, 22 August 2023
  • "Oh, I suppose that works too" said Zeus bitterly. ...
    2 KB (314 words) - 21:34, 19 October 2022
  • ...man seated on his couch. "What the fuck, who the hell are you? Satan, god, Zeus?" Alec said angrily. "No, I'm the one who sent you here, to be taught a les ...
    6 KB (1,124 words) - 22:48, 17 November 2022
  • ...iver Paul Quincy Randolph Sherman Thomas Uncas Victor Willian Xerxes Yancy Zeus" But just call me "Rufås", I am 25 years old and I am a Huge Starwars nerd, ...
    4 KB (711 words) - 02:06, 14 July 2023
  • ...Norse Mythology and Egyptian Mythology even, they all came together. Odin, Zeus, and Ra all gathered, pointing their fingers at a figure. It was Brody. And ...
    4 KB (703 words) - 18:03, 20 November 2022
  • ...ting to even describe it. Only thing I could describe was.....SWEET JESUS, ZEUS, JUPITER AND ALL OTHER GODS THAT WE KNOW ABOUT THEM!!!! This was playing fo ...
    4 KB (710 words) - 09:30, 23 March 2022
  • ...Olcadan the “Wise Owl-Man'' from Soul Calibur 3 came into the Walmart with Zeus, and Bud The African Grey Parrot. The three of them became really good frie ...
    18 KB (3,332 words) - 21:04, 24 May 2024