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|Santa Must Be Stopped|"And after Halloween's gone what's next? Memorial Day? INDEPENDENCE DAY?! I'll be damned if I let that fat Cherry nosed Son of a bitch change the red white and blue flag to silver and Gold!"
|Sponge on the Run (From the FBI)|"Robert 'SpongeBob' SquarePants is wanted for murder, public indecency, aggravated assault, theft, arson, domestic terrorism, consumption of human flesh, tax evasion, parking in restricted areas, treason, etc."
|Gameshark Horrors|"The screen then cut to black. After that, a message box came up saying 'YOUR GAME SAVE FILE HAS BEEN DELETED' 'NEVER USE GAMESHARK AGAIN'"
|The Yellow Devil|"The text kept getting bigger and the screech getting louder and high pitched. And soon after, the red eye appeared again, with the screech reaching its maximum pitch and volume, piercing through my ears and literally making them bleed."
|Caillou: The Success|"'Ready to die, grandson ?' the Grandfather says. 'No, i am not ready, go fuck yourself!' Caillou screamed."
|Spider-Man (2002) Special Raimi Edition|
|My Friend Committed Suicide and I Think I'm Next|"As soon as he hit the ground, something inside me caused me to leap out the window and start running towards the sight. In hindsight, I shouldn’t have done that. But what could I do? My friend was dead and this monster was just standing there staring at his corpse."
"'You think I'm stupid, huh?' Spider-Man says in response before he is hit in the head with a frying pan repeatedly 'Hey, it's just a movie, why are you getting fucking worked up over a movie?' Osborn yells while acting like a maniac."
|Garfield Is a Lie|"For years, Davis has been slowly losing his grip on reality and putting his existential crisis into the daily funnies. And people buy into this lie, day after day after day."
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Revision as of 07:28, 1 December 2022

FEATURED PASTAS
"And after Halloween's gone what's next? Memorial Day? INDEPENDENCE DAY?! I'll be damned if I let that fat Cherry nosed Son of a bitch change the red white and blue flag to silver and Gold!"

"The screen then cut to black. After that, a message box came up saying 'YOUR GAME SAVE FILE HAS BEEN DELETED' 'NEVER USE GAMESHARK AGAIN'"

"'Ready to die, grandson ?' the Grandfather says. 'No, i am not ready, go fuck yourself!' Caillou screamed."

"As soon as he hit the ground, something inside me caused me to leap out the window and start running towards the sight. In hindsight, I shouldn’t have done that. But what could I do? My friend was dead and this monster was just standing there staring at his corpse."

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