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|Obama Should Be In Smash Bros|"In addition to his personal attributes and accomplishments, Obama also has a wide range of skills and talents that could make him a formidable opponent in Super Smash Bros. As a former basketball player and avid sports fan, Obama could have moves that incorporate elements of basketball, such as slam dunks and dribbling."
|Santa Must Be Stopped|"And after Halloween's gone what's next? Memorial Day? INDEPENDENCE DAY?! I'll be damned if I let that fat Cherry nosed Son of a bitch change the red white and blue flag to silver and Gold!"
|Games Will Take Your Life|"I was heading to the front door but then I saw my dad standing there with the blood red eyes. He came at me and he just keep saying 'GAMES WILL TAKE YOUR LIFE!!!'. The only thing I could do is run down to the basement and lock the door behind me. Then I looked over and I saw the arcade game powered on there on the screen was my dads face."
|Gameshark Horrors|"The screen then cut to black. After that, a message box came up saying 'YOUR GAME SAVE FILE HAS BEEN DELETED' 'NEVER USE GAMESHARK AGAIN'"
|That time Nikocado Avocado broke into my house at 3am|"He then saw me, and began emitting his signature sound of SHHHHHHHHHHH! I was petrified so I threw my flashlight at him, were he then began to let out his annoying cry of EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
|Caillou: The Success|"'Ready to die, grandson ?' the Grandfather says. 'No, i am not ready, go fuck yourself!' Caillou screamed."
|Busky the Clown vs. Old Man Chris|"Busky Kicks Chris in the mouth, grabs his knife and stabs Chris in the Leg, as Chris limped, he ties up Busky again, takes his knife, stabs him in the nose and starts spilling alcohol and gasline. 'What the Fuck!' as Busky questions"
|My Friend Committed Suicide and I Think I'm Next|"As soon as he hit the ground, something inside me caused me to leap out the window and start running towards the sight. In hindsight, I shouldn’t have done that. But what could I do? My friend was dead and this monster was just standing there staring at his corpse."
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Revision as of 00:27, 1 January 2023

FEATURED PASTAS
"In addition to his personal attributes and accomplishments, Obama also has a wide range of skills and talents that could make him a formidable opponent in Super Smash Bros. As a former basketball player and avid sports fan, Obama could have moves that incorporate elements of basketball, such as slam dunks and dribbling."

"I was heading to the front door but then I saw my dad standing there with the blood red eyes. He came at me and he just keep saying 'GAMES WILL TAKE YOUR LIFE!!!'. The only thing I could do is run down to the basement and lock the door behind me. Then I looked over and I saw the arcade game powered on there on the screen was my dads face."

"He then saw me, and began emitting his signature sound of SHHHHHHHHHHH! I was petrified so I threw my flashlight at him, were he then began to let out his annoying cry of EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

"Busky Kicks Chris in the mouth, grabs his knife and stabs Chris in the Leg, as Chris limped, he ties up Busky again, takes his knife, stabs him in the nose and starts spilling alcohol and gasline. 'What the Fuck!' as Busky questions"

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