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|The SpongeBob Bootleg DVD...|"I was caught up by a homeless man who had a large, greyed-out beard, red eyes like he was about to cry himself into a trip, a stench of expired groceries and rat venom, and a deep, crooked voice that could only perform 14% volume... In the middle of a shouting crowd!"
|MrBeast Tricked Me|"'Oh my god, can you shut the fuck up? Stop asking me for change, I’m trying to do my sound check!'"
|Fairly Odd Parents Lost Episode: Sweet Revenge|"About 1 minute into it, when he gets out of his room, he walks downstairs about 5 seconds before his dad walks through the front door with a blood-stained machete in his hand. Timmy, about as terrified as I am at this point, whine-screams 'Dad, what have you done?!?'"
|Ducktales: Cursed Treasure|"By the time Scrooge was nothing but a pile of rotting, pixelated meat, it just left the game with that image for 2.5 seconds before cutting to a "Game Over" screen with a bunch of demonic laughing playing at full blast."
|STAR TREK Lost Episode: Captain Kirk Finally Snaps!|"I hung my head in shame. I had been insulted gravely by one of my role models, my icons, my favourite actor of all time. This was too much for me. I could have just turned off the TV right then and there, but I kept watching."
|Bleeding Trees|"Suddenly, Jacob was having an out of body experience, mindlessly swinging as quickly and forcefully as possible, making the trees cry in pain."
|The Demon Hunter vs. Jeff the Killer|"'No... More... More... MORE MORE MORE!!' he threw the entrails everywhere in a violent bloody rage. But his goring was cut short by an unfamiliar voice 'Quite a mess your making, aren’t you, Jeff.'"
|Crash Team Racing Horrors|"I blocked all phone calls...until I got...one last call from my Brother, Steve. I answered it, and he said, 'I have been hearing a few rumors about you and that game. Just get rid of it so the neighborhood can stop worrying so much!' I grabbed my phone and I threw it in the back seat."
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"I was caught up by a homeless man who had a large, greyed-out beard, red eyes like he was about to cry himself into a trip, a stench of expired groceries and rat venom, and a deep, crooked voice that could only perform 14% volume... In the middle of a shouting crowd!"

"About 1 minute into it, when he gets out of his room, he walks downstairs about 5 seconds before his dad walks through the front door with a blood-stained machete in his hand. Timmy, about as terrified as I am at this point, whine-screams 'Dad, what have you done?!?'"

"I hung my head in shame. I had been insulted gravely by one of my role models, my icons, my favourite actor of all time. This was too much for me. I could have just turned off the TV right then and there, but I kept watching."

"'No... More... More... MORE MORE MORE!!' he threw the entrails everywhere in a violent bloody rage. But his goring was cut short by an unfamiliar voice 'Quite a mess your making, aren’t you, Jeff.'"