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FEATURED PASTAS

MrBeast Tricked Me "'Oh my god, can you shut the fuck up? Stop asking me for change, I’m trying to do my sound check!'"

Ducktales: Cursed Treasure "By the time Scrooge was nothing but a pile of rotting, pixelated meat, it just left the game with that image for 2.5 seconds before cutting to a "Game Over" screen with a bunch of demonic laughing playing at full blast."

Bleeding Trees "Suddenly, Jacob was having an out of body experience, mindlessly swinging as quickly and forcefully as possible, making the trees cry in pain."

Crash Team Racing Horrors "I blocked all phone calls...until I got...one last call from my Brother, Steve. I answered it, and he said, 'I have been hearing a few rumors about you and that game. Just get rid of it so the neighborhood can stop worrying so much!' I grabbed my phone and I threw it in the back seat."

List of past featured pastas