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FEATURED PASTAS

I'm fucking terrified of executable files "After mustering up the courage to research Sonic.EXE further, I discovered Windows applications used to be called executable files... and my entire PC was filled to the brim with them. Left and right I started deleting them in hopes of stopping the evil of .EXEs from getting me. But they were fighting back. As I was deleting them my PC began randomly rebooting with a giant blue :( face."

Adventure Time: Socrates' Wish (The Lost Episode) "'THE ENCLOSED EPISODE OF ADVENTURE TIME HAS BEEN REMOVED FOR INAPPROPRIATE CONTENT BY THE US GOVERNMENT. PLEASE CONTINUE WATCHING YOUR REGULAR PROGRAMS ON CARTOON NETWORK.'"

THE LOST FLINTSTONES EPISODE: DINO DIES "As Barney spoke I could see that he was smoking the biggest cigar I had ever laid my eyes upon, both in real life and fiction, as it practically pointed across the table. The phattest puffstick. The most devious doobie. I was shocked."

YOUMUSTDIE.exe "'You are cursed Richard. You shouldn't be in this world, YOU CHILD OF A SATAN'"

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