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A list of entertaining stories featured on the front page, picked by the admin team. Blue stories are trollpastas, red stories are bad creepypastas.
A list of entertaining stories featured on the front page, picked by the admin team. Blue stories are trollpastas, red stories are bad creepypastas.

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==2022==
==2022==

===December===
===December===
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{{FL
{{FL
|Santa Must Be Stopped|"And after Halloween's gone what's next? Memorial Day? INDEPENDENCE DAY?! I'll be damned if I let that fat Cherry nosed Son of a bitch change the red white and blue flag to silver and Gold!"
|Santa Must Be Stopped|"And after Halloween's gone what's next? Memorial Day? INDEPENDENCE DAY?! I'll be damned if I let that fat Cherry nosed Son of a bitch change the red white and blue flag to silver and Gold!"
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|My Friend Committed Suicide and I Think I'm Next|"As soon as he hit the ground, something inside me caused me to leap out the window and start running towards the sight. In hindsight, I shouldn’t have done that. But what could I do? My friend was dead and this monster was just standing there staring at his corpse."
|My Friend Committed Suicide and I Think I'm Next|"As soon as he hit the ground, something inside me caused me to leap out the window and start running towards the sight. In hindsight, I shouldn’t have done that. But what could I do? My friend was dead and this monster was just standing there staring at his corpse."
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===November===
===November===
<div style="border: 20px solid black; border-radius: 20px 20px 20px 20px; padding: 20px; background: black;">
{{FL
{{FL
|Sponge on the Run (From the FBI)|"Robert 'SpongeBob' SquarePants is wanted for murder, public indecency, aggravated assault, theft, arson, domestic terrorism, consumption of human flesh, tax evasion, parking in restricted areas, treason, etc."
|Sponge on the Run (From the FBI)|"Robert 'SpongeBob' SquarePants is wanted for murder, public indecency, aggravated assault, theft, arson, domestic terrorism, consumption of human flesh, tax evasion, parking in restricted areas, treason, etc."
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|Garfield Is a Lie|"For years, Davis has been slowly losing his grip on reality and putting his existential crisis into the daily funnies. And people buy into this lie, day after day after day."
|Garfield Is a Lie|"For years, Davis has been slowly losing his grip on reality and putting his existential crisis into the daily funnies. And people buy into this lie, day after day after day."
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===October===
===October===
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{{FL
{{FL
|Vegetable Man|"The woman ran up to the counter and the Vegetable Man touched one of the cashiers. He turned into a bell pepper."
|Vegetable Man|"The woman ran up to the counter and the Vegetable Man touched one of the cashiers. He turned into a bell pepper."
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|SpongeBob SquarePants: FORGIVE ME!|"'You see, all of the halloween specials we’ve done have been cheesey and not scary, I suggest we do one that will make kids cringe!'"
|SpongeBob SquarePants: FORGIVE ME!|"'You see, all of the halloween specials we’ve done have been cheesey and not scary, I suggest we do one that will make kids cringe!'"
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===September===
===September===
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{{FL
{{FL
|Spongebob Gets Constipated|"'Neptunedamnit! I'm constipated! If only I didn't have Sea-banana bread this morning!'"
|Spongebob Gets Constipated|"'Neptunedamnit! I'm constipated! If only I didn't have Sea-banana bread this morning!'"
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|CatDog - Episode 100|"CatDog ran outside, trying to stab each other. I decided to pull out my phone and film what was going on."
|CatDog - Episode 100|"CatDog ran outside, trying to stab each other. I decided to pull out my phone and film what was going on."
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===August===
===August===
<div style="border: 20px solid black; border-radius: 20px 20px 20px 20px; padding: 20px; background: black;">
{{FL
{{FL
|Don't Play Sonic|"I stared at the Genesis for so long my hands, eyes, and anal sphincter became sunburned."
|Don't Play Sonic|"I stared at the Genesis for so long my hands, eyes, and anal sphincter became sunburned."
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|CoD: Black Hell Ops|"it showed my character looking down to his feet as he's being pulled through the ground by the hands, and screaming and begging for his life in what seems like Italian."
|CoD: Black Hell Ops|"it showed my character looking down to his feet as he's being pulled through the ground by the hands, and screaming and begging for his life in what seems like Italian."
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===July===
===July===
<div style="border: 20px solid black; border-radius: 20px 20px 20px 20px; padding: 20px; background: black;">
{{FL
{{FL
|Cars 4|"It then showed the protagonist of the soon to be franchise finishing up snorting something white and powdery."
|Cars 4|"It then showed the protagonist of the soon to be franchise finishing up snorting something white and powdery."
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|The Other Windows No One Talks About|"all I heard was mike screaming 'THERE'S SOMETHING IN THE SYSTEM32, NO, NO, NO DON'T!-' a gunshot was heard as the phone hung up."
|The Other Windows No One Talks About|"all I heard was mike screaming 'THERE'S SOMETHING IN THE SYSTEM32, NO, NO, NO DON'T!-' a gunshot was heard as the phone hung up."
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===June===
===June===
<div style="border: 20px solid black; border-radius: 20px 20px 20px 20px; padding: 20px; background: black;">
{{FL
{{FL
|Benefits of Morbius|"The path of Morbius was never meant for the ordinary men."
|Benefits of Morbius|"The path of Morbius was never meant for the ordinary men."
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|American Dad Theory|"No one ever knew about Francine's death because no one cared."
|American Dad Theory|"No one ever knew about Francine's death because no one cared."
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===May===
===May===
<div style="border: 20px solid black; border-radius: 20px 20px 20px 20px; padding: 20px; background: black;">
{{FL
{{FL
|How to Summon Colonel Sanders|"However, if you did this incorrectly and plugged it in, it will instead play 'Friday' by Rebecca Black. This is deadly."
|How to Summon Colonel Sanders|"However, if you did this incorrectly and plugged it in, it will instead play 'Friday' by Rebecca Black. This is deadly."
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|Later Days|"He then said 'you want me to do it don’t you', very loudly, it sounded so real, like he was sitting next to me, yelling into my ear."
|Later Days|"He then said 'you want me to do it don’t you', very loudly, it sounded so real, like he was sitting next to me, yelling into my ear."
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===April===
===April===
<div style="border: 20px solid black; border-radius: 20px 20px 20px 20px; padding: 20px; background: black;">
{{FL
{{FL
|MichaelLeroi vs Jeff the Killer|"Jeff pulled out his phone and made a call. 'I have to see you right away.'"
|MichaelLeroi vs Jeff the Killer|"Jeff pulled out his phone and made a call. 'I have to see you right away.'"
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|Super Mario 46|"I was angry because he got away. Why was I angry? He was still mocking me!"
|Super Mario 46|"I was angry because he got away. Why was I angry? He was still mocking me!"
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===March===
===March===
<div style="border: 20px solid black; border-radius: 20px 20px 20px 20px; padding: 20px; background: black;">
<div class="mptheming" style="padding: 9px; border-radius: 10px; text-align: center; background-color: #c9dfff; opacity: 100%;">[[Mountain Dew Lost Flavor|<b><span style="color: darkblue; font-size:12pt;">Mountain Dew Lost Flavor</span></b>]] [[File:Trollpasta-logo.png|35px]]<br>''"We're gonna go with the new flavor, but we're gonna also add a bunch of cocaine to it."''
<div class="mptheming" style="padding: 9px; border-radius: 10px; text-align: center; background-color: #c9dfff; opacity: 100%;">[[Mountain Dew Lost Flavor|<b><span style="color: darkblue; font-size:12pt;">Mountain Dew Lost Flavor</span></b>]] [[File:Trollpasta-logo.png|35px]]<br>''"We're gonna go with the new flavor, but we're gonna also add a bunch of cocaine to it."''
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===February===
===February===
<div style="border: 20px solid black; border-radius: 20px 20px 20px 20px; padding: 20px; background: black;">
{{FL
{{FL
|Castlevania|"I couldn't save Simon from the horror and I can't save myself from it either."
|Castlevania|"I couldn't save Simon from the horror and I can't save myself from it either."
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|Jeff Vs Freddy Krueger|"all Freddy can see in Jeff's black eyes is Pain….and Death."
|Jeff Vs Freddy Krueger|"all Freddy can see in Jeff's black eyes is Pain….and Death."
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==2021==
==2021==
===September===
===September===
<div style="border: 20px solid black; border-radius: 20px 20px 20px 20px; padding: 20px; background: black;">
{{FL
{{FL
|Another Shitty Mario 64 Pasta|"There are no haunted plushes in my room yet, but I'm sure one will show up soon."
|Another Shitty Mario 64 Pasta|"There are no haunted plushes in my room yet, but I'm sure one will show up soon."
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|Ren and Stabby|"I didn't know what to do. It was so horrifying that I just passed out."
|Ren and Stabby|"I didn't know what to do. It was so horrifying that I just passed out."
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===August===
===August===
<div style="border: 20px solid black; border-radius: 20px 20px 20px 20px; padding: 20px; background: black;">
<div class="mptheming" style="padding: 9px; border-radius: 10px; text-align: center; background-color: #ffdbdb; opacity: 100%;">[[A Goofy Movie (Alternative Ending)|<b><span style="color: darkred; font-size:12pt;">A Goofy Movie (Alternative Ending)</span></b>]] [[File:Creepypasta-button.png|35px]]<br>''"I asked my cousin if he made the tape. He wasn't there."''
<div class="mptheming" style="padding: 9px; border-radius: 10px; text-align: center; background-color: #ffdbdb; opacity: 100%;">[[A Goofy Movie (Alternative Ending)|<b><span style="color: darkred; font-size:12pt;">A Goofy Movie (Alternative Ending)</span></b>]] [[File:Creepypasta-button.png|35px]]<br>''"I asked my cousin if he made the tape. He wasn't there."''
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|Eminem: Buried Alive|"My pastor buried me alive for listening to Eminem."
|Eminem: Buried Alive|"My pastor buried me alive for listening to Eminem."
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