Trollpasta Wiki:List of Featured Pastas

A list of entertaining stories featured on the front page, picked by the admin team. Blue stories are trollpastas, red stories are bad creepypastas.

2022

December

Santa Must Be Stopped "And after Halloween's gone what's next? Memorial Day? INDEPENDENCE DAY?! I'll be damned if I let that fat Cherry nosed Son of a bitch change the red white and blue flag to silver and Gold!"

Gameshark Horrors "The screen then cut to black. After that, a message box came up saying 'YOUR GAME SAVE FILE HAS BEEN DELETED' 'NEVER USE GAMESHARK AGAIN'"

Caillou: The Success "'Ready to die, grandson ?' the Grandfather says. 'No, i am not ready, go fuck yourself!' Caillou screamed."

My Friend Committed Suicide and I Think I'm Next "As soon as he hit the ground, something inside me caused me to leap out the window and start running towards the sight. In hindsight, I shouldn’t have done that. But what could I do? My friend was dead and this monster was just standing there staring at his corpse."

November

Sponge on the Run (From the FBI) "Robert 'SpongeBob' SquarePants is wanted for murder, public indecency, aggravated assault, theft, arson, domestic terrorism, consumption of human flesh, tax evasion, parking in restricted areas, treason, etc."

The Yellow Devil "The text kept getting bigger and the screech getting louder and high pitched. And soon after, the red eye appeared again, with the screech reaching its maximum pitch and volume, piercing through my ears and literally making them bleed."

Spider-Man (2002) Special Raimi Edition "'You think I'm stupid, huh?' Spider-Man says in response before he is hit in the head with a frying pan repeatedly 'Hey, it's just a movie, why are you getting fucking worked up over a movie?' Osborn yells while acting like a maniac."

Garfield Is a Lie "For years, Davis has been slowly losing his grip on reality and putting his existential crisis into the daily funnies. And people buy into this lie, day after day after day."

October

Vegetable Man "The woman ran up to the counter and the Vegetable Man touched one of the cashiers. He turned into a bell pepper."

Halloween Candy... "Intestines pulled out neatly juxtaposed - Excited to watch them decompose"

I Really Can't Stand M&M's M&M's remind me of drugs because they're easy to get, they give you a high, they make you feel like a hero, and they can make you do stupid things. The stupidest thing I ever did while eating M&M's was join a cult."

SpongeBob SquarePants: FORGIVE ME! "'You see, all of the halloween specials we’ve done have been cheesey and not scary, I suggest we do one that will make kids cringe!'"

September

Spongebob Gets Constipated "'Neptunedamnit! I'm constipated! If only I didn't have Sea-banana bread this morning!'"

Red "Red is my morphine, my cocaine,my passion…my passion for my hate of the humans sickening soul."

Bush's Baked Death "The can dropped on the floor, and a human-like figure began to squeeze out of it. As soon as the figure rose to its feet, my heart sank as I recognized who it was."

CatDog - Episode 100 "CatDog ran outside, trying to stab each other. I decided to pull out my phone and film what was going on."

August

Don't Play Sonic "I stared at the Genesis for so long my hands, eyes, and anal sphincter became sunburned."

Barney "As soon as I saw the barney suit I thought something was off. I wasn't sure at the time what was strange about but it gave of a dry, old odor coming from the inside."

Lake Evil "Swimming in Lake Evil can cause blood pooling in the gums, nausea, vomiting, anemia, diarrhea, and fatigue."

CoD: Black Hell Ops "it showed my character looking down to his feet as he's being pulled through the ground by the hands, and screaming and begging for his life in what seems like Italian."

July

Cars 4 "It then showed the protagonist of the soon to be franchise finishing up snorting something white and powdery."

Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy's Kreepy Quest "Suddenly, the power in my apartment was cut, except for the television, and I was horrified to watch the bloody scene."

Ted Bundy (SNES) "'I wish Ted murdered your ass in the 70s.' My stepfather told me at breakfast."

The Other Windows No One Talks About "all I heard was mike screaming 'THERE'S SOMETHING IN THE SYSTEM32, NO, NO, NO DON'T!-' a gunshot was heard as the phone hung up."

June

Benefits of Morbius "The path of Morbius was never meant for the ordinary men."

Floorboards "NO. YOU'VE SEEN EVERYTHING. God... I... I TOLD YOU NOT TO GO NEAR THE FLOORBOARDS."

Critique of "Family Guy Funny Moments" "This was detrimental to Funny Cartoon Free Episode’s mental state."

American Dad Theory "No one ever knew about Francine's death because no one cared."

May

How to Summon Colonel Sanders "However, if you did this incorrectly and plugged it in, it will instead play 'Friday' by Rebecca Black. This is deadly."

The McDonald's Building "I didn't even have time to eat fries."

Pong Fanfiction "They have families and lives, but those are both just tossed aside like they are nothing."

Later Days "He then said 'you want me to do it don’t you', very loudly, it sounded so real, like he was sitting next to me, yelling into my ear."

April

MichaelLeroi vs Jeff the Killer "Jeff pulled out his phone and made a call. 'I have to see you right away.'"

Courage the Cowardly Dog: Massacre Matt "I began to question this cartoon's legitimacy, as it was getting darker and darker in personality."

Rick and Morty: The Lost Rickiso- err- Episode "Rick used his baseball bat to beat Morty up real hard and it went on for 3 and a half minutes"

Super Mario 46 "I was angry because he got away. Why was I angry? He was still mocking me!"

March

Mountain Dew Lost Flavor
"We're gonna go with the new flavor, but we're gonna also add a bunch of cocaine to it."

Sesame street: Killer in the street
"The Murder Got out a AK-A4 And started to Shoot All Over Cookie Monster's Body"

AVGN - Game Over
"I started to feel sick, as if the video was corrupting me as well."

February

Castlevania "I couldn't save Simon from the horror and I can't save myself from it either."

Donkey Kong Country Lost Episode: Bluster's a Mafia Boss "By the end I was flabbergasted. You couldn't make this shit up."

Croc Game "I finally hit the power button, and proceeded to vomit all over the floor,"

Jeff Vs Freddy Krueger "all Freddy can see in Jeff's black eyes is Pain….and Death."

2021

September

Another Shitty Mario 64 Pasta "There are no haunted plushes in my room yet, but I'm sure one will show up soon."

After All These Years "He was drawn in the same hyper-realistic style as Bart's corpse"

STARFOX 6664 "red smoke came out of the system and formed the shape of a skull, Probably My Skull!!!"

Among us: the thing man "I see a figured outside my window that looks like a among us character"

Impractical Jokers: Laughter Is Good Medicine "Q pretended to be homeless and stole charity money out of a jar from an orphanage"

The Simpsons - Bob's Visit "The crying didn't sound like cartoon crying, it was realistic crying in pain."

SpongeBob Lost Episode: The Poop Bucket "I still have nightmares of being submerged in Mr. Krabs' warm crab poop to this day."

Ren and Stabby "I didn't know what to do. It was so horrifying that I just passed out."

August

A Goofy Movie (Alternative Ending)
"I asked my cousin if he made the tape. He wasn't there."

The Legend of Finger Guy "Finger Guy doesn't just attack people either, he [...]"

Caillou: Final Straw "I'm going to tell you about the most horrific moment I had ever witnessed."

Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Story ends NOW! "He then talks about committing suicide. In a childrens book. I was shocked."

Eminem: Buried Alive "My pastor buried me alive for listening to Eminem."