User:--Carter

'"The aura is with me!!"|--CARTERFile:Lucario zpsf4ae0a08.gif 09:01, April 4, 2015 (UTC)

I'm too sexy for my shirt

Too sexy for my shirt
So sexy it hurts
And I'm too sexy for Milan
Too sexy for Milan
New York, and Japan
I'm too sexy for your party
Too sexy for your party
No way I'm disco dancing

STORIES I WROTE...

• "A Wikia Contributor" gets shot in the ass twenty times
• "He ate my corn dog..."
• A FLOATING SHOPPING LIST
• A man in a Lucario suit slam dunks a basketball and then he hugs a little Japanese girl inappropriately
• An outlining framework of human bone made itself visible to the naked eye
• And then a humanoid scaffold of bone that supports organs, anchors muscles, and protects the brain, lungs, heart and spinal cord manifested itself before my very eyes

• Balls
• Cabin in the Cornfield
• Dead Bert
• DOUG FUNNIE
• Eating Jelly
• Evil Cinnamon Roll
• EVIL RAMEN NOODLES
• FЯED.zip
• Glenn Quagmire's Insanity
• HANTID GI JOES
• Harry Potter Lost Chapter: Dolores Umbridge Dies
• Hey there Patrixxx
• HOW TO UNLOCK PATRIXXX IN HALO: COMBAT EVOLVED
• IMGUR BLOWS UP AND SHUTS DOWN
• Jimmy Orville's Traveling Wax Museum
• L IS REAL 2401
• Lolly's Adverbs Goes Out of Business
• LUCKY CHARMS SECRET RECIPE
• Mac Tonight
• Man in my bathroom
• Melons
• Monopoly: THE MOVIE
• nICKT00Ns GRoup
• PATRIXXX DRINKS DIARREAH
• Pen Island
• PIZZA THE HUTT
• SCAREY.COM
• Scary Dog Toy
• SKELETON JOKES TO LAUGH AT
• Smash Brothers 4: LEAKED DLC CHARACTERS
• Sonic.exe/Round 3 (The third and last story part)
• South Park lost episode: KENNY DIES
• SPOOKY PETER GRIFFIN HAUNTED SCARY TERRIFYING FAMILY GUY EPISODE NEEEYYYHHH
• Subway's "Secret Sub Sandwich"
• Super Mario 64 secret beta cartridge
• TPWC Shuts Down?!??!!!111
• true and scary story of Sid Phillips
• VERRRYYYY Haunted Hotel
• Where's Waldo? "Waldo Kills You" Edition
• Windows Pasta