User:Sack of Nuts
It's Ken Kaniff, on the, internet, trying to, lure your kids with him, into bed
Nah, my real name is Dick. I am 69 inches tall. I wake up and go into Asshole every day. That is my job. I have friends, I like to call them "balls". They are living together. They are twins.
Mah siggie: And remember: Gravy ain't no vegetable: It's the most BITCHINest BITCH fruit. 00:22, May 3, 2013 (UTC)
My favorite pages
- BEACH BOIS HIDDEN ALBUM; FROWN
- Noodles
- EXE.EXE
- EXE.EXE 2: Abloogy Woogy Woo. (Note: This one might get it's own GALLBLADDERIE too)
- The time I smoked 2 marijuanas
- Glenn Beck.avi
- Omg Explosion
- Shit
- Read this MOTHERFUCKIN shit yo
- MY PENIS IS BIG!
- LOLSKELETONS IS CLONED PART 2: THE MAN WHO POPPED OUT
- BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBS
- Tennessee
- HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
- Squidwardz Suicide
Pages I made (or contributed to greatly)
- Anus Cancer
- Boogie People
- (Community Trollpasta) PATRIXXXS ADDVHENTHUR
- (Community Trollpasta) RAEPED BY POT ROST
- Creepypasta Wiki Users Spinoffs (well, one part about me)
- Diarrhea Laser Guns (The second paragraph and second image)
- TROLLPASTA PROFILES (Furbearingbrick's card)
- EXE.EXE
- EXE.EXE 2: Abloogy Woogy Woo. (Elliot made part of the epilogue though)
- How The Tails Doll Was Made
- What happen shit? (This is one of my lesser known ones, I thought it was deleted at first)
- TEH WUN TYME I WACH A RLY SCERKY SHO
- GERASIM AND FORENZIK'S BLIND DATE
- ATAK UF MARIE SOOZ (Pancakes and Sektor collab)
- EVIL XBOXXX (Collab)
- OMG ITZ DA SLENDRWI
- SCP: Containment Breach EVIL VERSION
- Black Ops 2 EVIL VERSION
- Holder Of The Wat
- The super evil caterpie that killedded all my otehr pokermons
- An Edgy Story
- GOODBYE SON1C PART 0: THE PREQUEL
- The Fine Day Upon Which I Smoked Two Opiums
- Wyrm Jeff: The Timeline
- GOODBYE S0N1C PART 1: THE GARAGE SAIL
- Pokemang Creepizzle Blak
- GENERIC ANTI-PONY PASTA
- TEH AKSHOOL AKSHOOL SHORTEST PASTA EVAR
THE JEFFCAPS WARS
Recently I have been having a contest with Furbearingbrick to see how many pastas we can make based off of the Jeff The Killer Spinoffs. Here are my entries in order of oldest to newest:
- Jeff The Killer Gets Banned From The Wiki And Gets Butthurt
- JEFF WRITES A KID'S TV SHOW
- JEFF LICKS A FROZEN DOORKNOB
- JEFF THE KILLER PLAYS HAPPY WHEELS
- JEFF IS SPRAYED BY A SKUNK
- JEFF'S KILLER ROBOT
- JEFF THE KILLER BECOMES WILE E. COYOTE
- JEFF THE KILLER PEES ON HERON'S NEST
- JEFF THE KILLER V.S THE CONCEPT OF INERTIA
- JEFF INSERTS AN ENTIRE MARCHING BAND INTO HIS ASS
And here's Furbearingbrick's pastas:
- JEFF'S ROID RAGE
- Jeff Gets The Mother Of All Toothaches
- JEFF'S DICK
- JEFF ANGERS THE TOILET GOD
- JEFF OVEREATS
- FURBEARINGBRICK ARM WRESTLES JEFF THE KILLER
- FAT JEFFS IN PARTY HATS
- JEFF'S AMAZING BUTTWINGS
- JEFF AND THE INFLATABLE SHEEP
- Jeff Steps On The Broken Glass Beast
Special mention goes to this story, written by a third party.
UPDATE: Recently, my good friend SEKTOR has joined the cause. here are his pastas:
COMING SOON
- Godzilla NES Creepypazta
- D12 HIDDEN ALBUM; ANGLES NIHGT