Oh No! More Jeff Spinoffs

The fifth part of the "Jeff Spinoffs" saga. Part one. Part two. Part three. Part four.

As before, here are the rules: No Jane stuff. No Jeff vs./meets (trollpasta character here). No "gay" jokes. No all-caps entries. Nothing that's been used in previous installments. And above all, make them funny!

 

Jeff Plays Baseball

Jeff Steals Fizzy Lifting Drinks

Jeff vs. Grapefruit (it always squirts in his eye when he tries to eat it)

Jeff Rides A Pterosaur

Jeff's Laser Eyes!!!

Jeff Gets Peelz

Jeff Was The Walrus

Jeff Swallows His Chewing Gum

3 Jeff Moon

Jeff Is Tirstee! You Got Anything To Drinkee?

Jeff Sumberges Himself In Butterscotch Pudding

Jeff Steals The Crown Jewels

Jeff faces death by BOONGA-BOONGA!!!

Jeff Finds The One Light On The Christmas Tree That Makes All The Others Go Out

Jeff Shovels His Walk

Jeff Gets Buried In Snow

Jeff Eats Sweet & Sour Shrimp

Jeff Smokes Pot With Jesus And Vinshu

Jeff's Second Childhood