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My name is Pauli Salvatori.
So
I fire back with a gruff
As she climbs into the back of my Prius I get the feeling that something was...wrong. I start to get a not so fresh feeling in the breadbasket. Like that feeling only sardines and mozzarella coated in olive oil and served on a bed of ravioli can give you.
But I ignore
The pH of this poop is so low it melts her face off like butter on a hot day in Iraq. As she is melting away in the back seat, skull and viscera exposed, begging to every god in the books to just let her die, I realize something. Uber covers vomit, but they
So see kids,
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