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|I'm fucking terrified of executable files|"After mustering up the courage to research Sonic.EXE further, I discovered Windows applications used to be called executable files... and my entire PC was filled to the brim with them. Left and right I started deleting them in hopes of stopping the evil of .EXEs from getting me. But they were fighting back. As I was deleting them my PC began randomly rebooting with a giant blue :( face."
|The Last Pizza Die-livery I'll Ever Make|"'This is the last delivery of the day. I need you to get this pizza to 13 Demon’s Street, postcode 666 EVIL.' He bellowed while forcibly shoving the pizza box down my pocket, tearing my clothes to shreds."
|Adventure Time: Socrates' Wish (The Lost Episode)|"'THE ENCLOSED EPISODE OF ADVENTURE TIME HAS BEEN REMOVED FOR INAPPROPRIATE CONTENT BY THE US GOVERNMENT. PLEASE CONTINUE WATCHING YOUR REGULAR PROGRAMS ON CARTOON NETWORK.'"
|The Forbidden Fold|"'HELP!!!!' 'baaaah' 'HELP!!!!' 'baaahh'"
|THE LOST FLINTSTONES EPISODE: DINO DIES|"As Barney spoke I could see that he was smoking the biggest cigar I had ever laid my eyes upon, both in real life and fiction, as it practically pointed across the table. The phattest puffstick. The most devious doobie. I was shocked."
|Megamind Vs. Mac Tonight|"Did Megamind just say 'fuck'? Actually, back up a minute, did Mac Tonight say 'bitch'? What the hell was the cursing about?"
|YOUMUSTDIE. exe|"'You are cursed Richard. You shouldn't be in this world, YOU CHILD OF A SATAN'"
|Box Man|"'Steve, the box. There's something wrong with it.' 'What happened?' 'It's opening, by itself.'"
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Revision as of 07:20, 1 January 2024

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"After mustering up the courage to research Sonic.EXE further, I discovered Windows applications used to be called executable files... and my entire PC was filled to the brim with them. Left and right I started deleting them in hopes of stopping the evil of .EXEs from getting me. But they were fighting back. As I was deleting them my PC began randomly rebooting with a giant blue :( face."

"'THE ENCLOSED EPISODE OF ADVENTURE TIME HAS BEEN REMOVED FOR INAPPROPRIATE CONTENT BY THE US GOVERNMENT. PLEASE CONTINUE WATCHING YOUR REGULAR PROGRAMS ON CARTOON NETWORK.'"

"As Barney spoke I could see that he was smoking the biggest cigar I had ever laid my eyes upon, both in real life and fiction, as it practically pointed across the table. The phattest puffstick. The most devious doobie. I was shocked."

"'You are cursed Richard. You shouldn't be in this world, YOU CHILD OF A SATAN'"