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|Eight Crazy Nights: Fucked Up Evil Moments|"Adam Sandler is my fucking life. Adam Sandler should be your life, too. If you disagree, I will mercilessly beat you with a ratchet until you are a shriveling mass of blood and fecal matter." |
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|I'm fucking terrified of executable files|"After mustering up the courage to research Sonic.EXE further, I discovered Windows applications used to be called executable files... and my entire PC was filled to the brim with them. Left and right I started deleting them in hopes of stopping the evil of .EXEs from getting me. But they were fighting back. As I was deleting them my PC began randomly rebooting with a giant blue :( face." |
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|Minecraft Satan Edition|"I then looked at my phone. I now only had 13 pentagrams in my inventory. They all did nothing. Screams and crys of help along with loud, demonic chanting filled the speakers." |
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|Adventure Time: Socrates' Wish (The Lost Episode)|"'THE ENCLOSED EPISODE OF ADVENTURE TIME HAS BEEN REMOVED FOR INAPPROPRIATE CONTENT BY THE US GOVERNMENT. PLEASE CONTINUE WATCHING YOUR REGULAR PROGRAMS ON CARTOON NETWORK.'" |
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|THE SIMPSONS HAUNTED TAPE: THE CRIMSONS|"The door shut, and in that instant, a loud KABOOOOMMM rang my ears. Turning a bright white now instead of red, the TV screen displayed, once more, unbearably realistic and detailed footage of the nuke exploding as it wiped Springfield across the face of the planet in a blast." |
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|THE LOST FLINTSTONES EPISODE: DINO DIES|"As Barney spoke I could see that he was smoking the biggest cigar I had ever laid my eyes upon, both in real life and fiction, as it practically pointed across the table. The phattest puffstick. The most devious doobie. I was shocked." |
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|Ed Edd and Eddy: Lose your Ed|"Eddy chased Ed through the cul-de-sac with the mallet. Ed took a sharp turn past Ralph who was giving chickens some feed. Eddy swung for Ed put accidentally killed Ralph in the process." |
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|YOUMUSTDIE.exe|"'You are cursed Richard. You shouldn't be in this world, YOU CHILD OF A SATAN'" |
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